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File: Mamon.png (1.4 MB, 1220x1150) Could this ship work? Anonymous 04/09/23(Sun)20:46:10 No.136543799>>136544311 >>136545175 >>136548650 >>136548741 >>136549907 >>136549982 >>136550980 >>136551028 >>136551095 >>136551371 >>136554092 >>136558083 >> Anonymous 04/09/23(Sun)22:10:09 No.136545175 >>136545279 >>136545322 >>136545402 >>136546086 >>136548989>>136551331 >>136552016 >>136557135 >>136559043 File: 1673445978880834.jpg (81 KB, 923x1098) Bang □ >> Anonymous 04/09/23(Sun)22:17:06 No.136545279 File: 1666459306722432.jpg (217 KB, 442x693) >>136543799 (OP) OMG this picture is haunting. It reminds of an incident in 11th grade involving a special ed kid and one of the cheerleaders. His name was Joey. Husky and had a prominent brow ridge. One day he decided one of the cheerleaders named Darcel was his girlfriend. Gorgeous tan girl with nice t------, curly hair, with cute hips. He straight up approached her in class (the tards were meshed into normal classes) and told her she was now his girlfriend. Then he announced it to the whole class. She thought it was funny. We didn't take it seriously. A few days go by, and he starts getting hostile to any guy talking to her. The jocks don't take that s--- at all, especially when he tries to give them this neanderthal glare. But they don't beat his ass because special ed. They tell him to just f--- off. Darcel started to get scared. He keeps getting close to her like in OP's image often. One day Joey finally spergs out completely and quotes the Doemon love speech from G-Gundam, replacing Rei's name with Darcel's. "I love you! I WANT TO BE WITH YOU! DARCEEEEEEEEELLLL!" Darcel ran out of class and had to be consoled by her friends. The teachers try to explain to Joey why he can't continue with his obsession, but he's on this true love trip. So they pull him from the regular classes and keep him in the portables outside the main campus. Things seem to calm down. About a month later, I see security running all over campus, then see them escorting Joey to the admin office, followed by police, and then his parents arriving later. Never saw him again. >>136545336 >>136545402 >>136546086 >>136551331 >>136552016 >>136559043 >>136545175 The story I got second hand was that he somehow got out of sight of his wrangler and hid in the girls changing room. The rooms had showers with dividers, but were never used. He waited for Darcel to be in her panties then came into the main area with an erect d--- and tried to play out some kind of "oops am I in the wrong room" act. The resulting screams scared him out, leading to the security being called and looking for him(hence why I saw them running around the campus.) They found Joey hiding in some bushes that lined the building. They brought his clothes to him then took him to the office. I think Darcel's family raised hell on the school. She never came back either. I hope things turned out well for her.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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