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: Anonymous ITS JOVER 41 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)17:01:47 No.72794819 I did the the f------ thing Made a friend group 1 joke with friend group 2 >cowoker tells me she needs to go to bathroom >"no need" >opens mouth wide and point inside >she laughs likes she is being held captive >hasent come back in 20 minutes >management calling over loud speaker F--- bros what do i do it was such a tame slip up too why did it have to be the prude one

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 04/01/23(Sat)14:40:41 No.72788594 >>72786125 >lying on bed >1000yardstare.jpeg 255 KB PNG >insert myself into social scenarios that i got into in the past >demonstrating my huge vocabulary to imaginary opponents (usually spoiled Stacies or dumb-as-brick jocks) >after the loqacious shitstorm calm down >think of my highschool exgirlfriend from 10 years ago >imagine her lying beside me, talking to me and being interested like a normal person >imagine that i kiss her >remember how good our first kiss actually felt >butterflies in my stomach in >smile and close my eyes >eyes start to tear up >crying like a bitch because we will never be together again >dont even know where she is right now is it even possible to replace her

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Anonymous Am I bad at sex? 31 04/01/23(Sat) 18:43:58 No.72790645 9 KB JPG >get with qt gf >1st time we have sex: cannot c-- and she says shes rusty >2nd time: she initiates and i c-- >3rd time: she is getting visibly frustrated, says "hurry up and c--" multiple times >4th time: she says her p---- is really sore afterwards and it's never happened to her before >5th time: she suggests she brings her dildo and do some m----------- first before she f---- me >6th time: she says we have to be drunk now before we f--- because she has "trauma issues" from her past And then she broke up with me.

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Anonymous | 182449547 WORLD >You will never see the battle of Yonkers. WAR >You will never see the Alpha Teams. AN ORAL HISTORY OF THE ZOMBIE WAR 122.1 kB JPG 6 REPLIES 1 hr ago ... >You will never see the Israeli Civil War. >You will never see the bombers dropping nerve gas on their own troops. >You will never see the last stand of General Singh. >You will never see Quislings (people with C-PTSD who act like zombies, or try to infect themselves). >You will never see French Firefighters wearing chainmail attempting to clear the catacombs. >You will never see a Japanese Hikimori Neet trying to escape his apartment over the course of a week. >You will never see the American Reclamation Wars. >You will never see the battle of The Yellow River Dam. >You will never see the virgin r--- cults. >You will never see the Second Chinese Civil War. >You will never find out how the entire North Korean population disappeared. >You will never see Urban-Necro warfare in the streets of a Russian commieblock. >You will never see US soldiers wearing blue BDUS. >You will never see the battle for the Himalayas. >You will never see the Iran-Pakistan Nuclear War. >You will never see Great Power Cuba. >You will never see the Iceland white zone. How did they f--- up the movie that bad? It should have been an HBO show. 0 IMAGES REPLY

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Anonymous N.E.E.T PEPE HE'S IN A BLANKET BECAUSE HE'S AT HOME UNEMPLOYED AN / PEPI 104 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat) 19:00:06 No.7279082E Whew, even just doing the dishes and I've had enough work for the day. How on earth do wagies slave away for EIGHT hours a day FIVE days a week?

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