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: Anonymous 03/28/23(Tue) 22:33:14 No.896657185 Things took a turn so here's the update 37 KB JPG >be next day in school >Math class again >Sit in the same seat next to the cute girl from class >Turn to her and ask >So you >"Not really" >You know there's a poisonous frog that you can lick and get high >She laughs don't like frogs or what? >"Haha yeah I kinda want to try it" >Here's my chance to ask her out >If I get one want to lick it together? >She laughs again >"Haha okay if you get one I'm in" >Wow it worked >Meet with friend after class >Tell him what happened with the girl from class >" And how do you get one of those frogs?" >F--- him and his f------ negativity

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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eturn] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] e: r3377.jpg (61 KB, 1200x800) ReCAPTCHAT checked [Advertise on 4chan] What's the point of female homosexuals? Anonymous 03/27/23 (Mon)22:34:51 No.896598999 ► >>896599027 Seriously, of what use are lesbians? I can see why we need f------. >F--- design clothes. >They sing at musicals. Anonymous 03/27/23 (Mon)22:35:26 No.896599027 ► File: sss.png (361 KB, 602x498) >>896598999 (OP) only for 20.00 USD >They figure skate. Without homos, these things would be entirely dominated by women, and subsequently fall into ruin. But lesbians... >Drive trucks. >Become cops. >Play ice hockey. In all these things they are just inferior versions of men. They can't even do the one singular thing women have over men, that being child rearing. Honestly, tolerating the practice of lesbianism is a sign that we have gotten too comfortable, and we will one day pay dearly for it. 1/

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Old anon offers great advice. | /r/Greentext

File: 1276977622.jpg-(294 KB, 1632x1224, 8423.jpg) SUP Anonymous 06/19/10(Sat)16:00:22 No.241684XXX Oldguyfag here to settle a few things and offer some advice. 1. Although I do not believe in God, atheists can be (and usually are) annoying as religious idiots. Keep both your beliefs and lack of belief to yourself, no one wants to hear it. 2. Circumcision is the worst decision and well-intended parent can make for their son. I am circumcised but I do not delude myself into believing that I am experiencing sex the way nature and evolution intended. 3. You are friend-zoned because women construe your excessive emotionality and want as feminine and needy. A woman wants to lose herself and feel secure in your masculinity. Most women are emotional and neurotic enough without having to deal with your emotional b-------. 4. Never tolerate a woman's b-------. If a woman is emotional and upset, distract them: pick them up and dance, tell a story, take her for a walk. If that doesn't work, leave her alone. If it never works, dump her. And remember, infidelity is never justifiable. A woman who uses you to rescue her, she will eventually use another man to rescue her from you. 5. Emo and self-pity is narcissism disguised as depth, and this is why people resent your woe-is-me b-------. 6. Contrary to popular belief, depression is not a painful experience. Depression is a numbing strategy usually developed in childhood as a way to keep you safe from the consequences of your anger. An emotionally healthy person can allow himself to feel anger without reacting to it. When you numb yourself from real pain (anger), you block off the joy in your life and become depressed. 7. Cigarettes stunt emotional growth. Smoking seems fun because life at an early age is relatively easy. But look at a smoker in his/her 40 and tell me they look happy. 8. Japanese culture is not amazing. Japanese culture is oppressive and stifling and that's why so many nips kill themselves. Weeaboos have Peter Pan syndrome. Anonymous 06/19/10(Sat)16:00:31 No.241684XXX 9. Spend time with other men. Spending time with a hunting party (camping, sports, beach, pub, etc) creates a sense of belonging, well-being and safety in this world. It is also how we make connections 10. The older you get, the more you market value increases. At your age women are over-valued in society. By the time you're 30 or 40, it will be a man's market. Don't be in such a hurry to commit. 11. Do not have a child with woman unless you have been with her for more than a few trouble-free years. If you have a kid with a c---, prepare to support a family that you will NEVER be part of. 12. Sometimes your d--- knows things better than you do. If you can't get it up for a particular woman, that is your subconscious telling you that she is not right for you. 13. Never marry a woman unless she loves you more than you love her. 14. You impending sense of doom is nothing but emotional residue - there is nothing wrong. Even when something is wrong, nothing is wrong. You deal with problems as they arise, no big deal. 15. Honor is a male abstraction, don't expect women to understand.

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anon thinks he is a war veteran | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/28/23(Tue)21:31:28 No.896651734 ► >be me >20, beta college student >randomly start watching pov go pro war videos >idea.jpg >decide to watch as many of these so i can trick my brain that i'm a war veteran >if i succed i'd have seen it all so i will no longer fear talking to girls >after 2 months of watching gruesome gore war videos go to the club for the first time >rugged as hell, get a glass of bourbon and smoke cigarettes >i approach 10 girls, get rejected by 9 of them >eventually hook up with 8/10 qt >virginity gone you'll never be afraid of anything if you'd have seen it all

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Anon is dating a strange horse chick. | /r/Greentext

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuc ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun >dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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anon sucks at geography | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>13710817 (OP) # What the f--- is an estonia you f------ weirdo freak >>13713584 # : Anonymous 02/26/20(Wed)18:31:54 No.13713542 02/26/20(Wed)18:39:06 No.13713584 >>13713542 # I think it's that s--- that makes you grow t---

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Anon looks for a tech answer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 607 KB GIF 03/28/23(Tue)19:00:23 No.9239990 >have a tech related question >use a search engine for an answer >bombarded with thousands useless 10 page articles in which the answer to my question may or may not be there >say f--- it, i'll just ask chat gpt >instantly gives a concise, on-topic answer straightforward, it's pretty nice ngl

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Anon is a papa | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 29 KB JPG 03/28/23(Tue)10:29:53 No.896641982 >be me, your dad >forever disappointed

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Anon tells the truth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous = 32 KB PNG 03/28/23(Tue)13:05:42 No.179746235 >Be me laughing my ass off at the new 'grussy' meme >My classmate sees me and asks why am I laughing >You wouldn't get it, trust me >she insists she wants to know >I insist she wouldn't get it but she ain't having it >is it a meme anon? >I explain to her there is this Indian guy and his Grandpa and they're having sex >she looks visibly disgusted >I explain to her that in this website a man's anus is calles bussy and because the guy getting f----- is old, he's getting called grussy - grandpa boy p---- >She awkwardly positions herself in her chair while forcing a smile, then she grabs her cellphone and ends our conversation What should have I said? Should I have lied? I hate lying.

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Anon has it rough | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3 MB GIF 03/28/23(Tue)07:04:24 No.72737643 >out of money >out of tobacco >todays the last of my booze >loser living with my parents >my mum makes me roll her smokes >gets mad at me because s---'s outside of either of our control >dad's got some type of anger issue >thinks his life should be perfect because he works >*stands in the yard yelling "BINGBONGBIDDITYBOP" at the asian neighbours talking loudly in their own yard* >would go a------ if anyone treated him the same way >brother (younger) is making bank >gives us his old roomba >have to listen to my mum complain that my dad complains it's s--- >have to listen to my dad yell because my mum takes a piss and flushes the toilet after he goes to bed >have to listen to my mum complain that my dad yelled at her >have to listen to my mum complain that I told her I s--- blood >have to listen to my dad complain that my mum's a lazy bitch >have to listen to my dad complain that his friend is retarded >people that hacked me are still doing everything they can >I can't even make an effort to get rid of them because they're involved with every device on the home network I need to kill myself. My entire life has been spent dealing with, avoiding, or countering others b-------. I wish there was some service I could go to and say "give me a year." I just want to be alone. I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE. PAY FOR ME TO LIVE FOR A YEAR AND I'LL PAY YOU BACK. I'LL GRIND DRAWING AND MAKE C---BUCKS. I'M STUCK HERE WISHING THAT ANY EFFORT MADE WOULD MAKE ME BETTER AT DRAWING BUT I'M TOO DRUNK LEARN. F------ $10 WINE/4 LITRES. I'VE STILL GOTTA DO MY PARENTS DISHES. I HAVE NO ONE AND NOTHING.

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Anon is a momymancer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/28/23(Tue)11:44:57 No.632275280 ✓ >>632275325 0014.png (1.74 MB, 1072x1312) google yandex iqdb wait I love Al. I can't stop generating images of different flavors of thicc housewives / mothers in various situations according to my tastes It's a magic book and I am a wizard casting spells, a mommymancer and I'm getting better at it. this is better than videogames

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Anon doesn't like that it's a good change | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 106 KB PNG 03/19/23(Sun)14:29:38 No.72627698 Robots, something has changed, and I'm really not liking it. >women smiling at me and touching me on the arm, even random wagies >any attempt at an advance still always gets turned down because I have no experience >start going out and see the pettiness and jealousy of normalfags when there's a girl who actually enjoys my company (drunk dudes telling me to "back off and give her space bro!") >my only chances currently are with used goods daddy issues, which could cause further issues in my life down the line. Before you tell me to go for it, I'd have her stalker ex on my case. I don't know if I should just take what I can get now, or if I keep going and see other potential options, since things are looking better now than they did a few years ago.

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Anon goes to Japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/18/19(Wed)13:11:07 No.110103577 >be me >went to Japan for vacation >has a very close online j-- friend that I met when I was loitering around a guitar hero group >We decided to meet up >thought he's a guy 1.77 MB WEBM >short haired qt 9/10 appeared. Her name is Nao >even though it's the first time meeting her irl, we hit off pretty well >Nao talks to me about pretending to be a guy online >she wanted to talk with someone about rock but she thinks people online wouldn't take her seriously because she's a girl >she apologized >"apology accepted but on one condition." >says I wanna play guitar hero with you >she laughed and agreed >nicesmile.jpeg >went to her apartment >she hurriedly opened her ps4 and accessed guitar hero >pretty high level >plays >mfw she lost >mfw she turned off the game and started sulking >started motivating her >hey nao, you're a rockstar. get your game on, go, play

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