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I am scared of reddit horror stories. A I am scared of reddit horror s(...) STICKS W STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME >be me, 13 >go on reddit and search for horror stories out of boredom >got spooked >can't sleep for days after reading any reddit horror story ever since, with a feeling of dread and paranoia covering me up, making my chest feel heavy and my body sweat YOU DIDN'T BREAK A SINGLE BONE. YOU'RE A SUPER-HUMAN FREAK RIS "FREAK?" MRLOVENSTEIN.COM 03/16/23(Thu)22:54:07 No.72593198 152 KB PNG >if you type s--- like 'boogey man will get you and f--- your ass at 12pm, you can't be saved, good luck getting flayed' I unironically can't sleep >I am 21 now >Still have that response whenever I read a reddit horror story It's a natural response at this point, I know it's fake and s--- but my body just get scared everytime I read those s----- horror short stories.…....

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon finds his soulmate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Tom Thumb 71 KB JPG 03/16/23(Thu)12:55:17 No.896001548 >be me >32 >work in the deli >cute new cashier hired >we chat it up in the breakroom >shes 18 >we both like rick and morty >she likes hard rock >she likes to blaze >I asked for her tiktok and got it >want to ask her out but dont want to f--- up are friendship I think i ve found my soulmate I think shes the one. I want to ask her out so bad but I dont want to make it all awkward and be stuck in the friend zone., what do?

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Anon watches the new Marvel Studios film | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3/16/2023, 3:19:19 PM 29 KB JPEG MARVEL STUDIOS studios product No.23135648 > Year is 2050 >Go to theaters to see the new exciting marvel > Tyrone Stark, Laquesha Odinson, and Captain China have united to take down Kang Variant #34595. > The Kang variant is captured after a brief struggle and is forced to announce his pledge to the Chinese Communist Party > Movie ends, with a post credit scene showing the next Kang Variant arriving to Earth.

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Anon tries to watch a video | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why does this always happen 70 KB PNG EVERY TIME 03/16/23(Thu)17:48:36 No.895996119 >be me >enjoying a video on this website called pornhub >suddenly the actors start having sec for no reason and it throws off the pacing of the entire plot

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Anon is a master of disguise | /r/Greentext

533 KB 8 replies 5 54467807 >>54467760 >what is overtraining Pretty much abs are the only thing you can train everyday, everything else requires rest time 2 replies 6 54467829 >>54467807 >abs are the only thing you can train everyday Calves too. 2 replies Can I work on biceps every day? I'm trying to get bigger arms and I only work triceps every other day, but biceps are smaller so I would assume that they recover faster. 8 54469151 >>54467829 Post calves. 1 reply 9 54469229 2.4 MB 3 replies 18 54470560 >>54469151 17 54470471 >>54470432 easier than cutting my toenails haha 3 replies 26 KB 13 54470432 >>54469229 Did you photoshop someone else's toes onto your feet? 2 replies >>54470471 20 54470588 10 KB >>54469229 >>54470432 >>54470471 >/fit/ - Fitness 16/2/20 10:09 AM 21 54470653 73 KB 16/2/20 10:11 AM 16/2/20 2:43 PM 16/2/20 2:47 PM >>54470588 >>54470560 >/fit/ >the ultimate smoke and mirrors

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anon wants real life fortnite | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)23:58:41 No.895997775 foto 2a51dd3e974d0ed3e50e95e6708ce42e-700.jpg 153 KB JPG >>895995500 (OP) # >round up all suicidal people >make hunger games battle royale but for real >if you die, you get what you want. you live, you get money etc >the arena is covered in sponsored ads real life fortnite pls

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Anon meets a girl at a party | /r/Greentext

File: 1310210340.jpg-(59 KB, 555x211, asuras wrath.jpg) > whatever, she has great t--- and im drunk as balls > f--- yeah she starts making out with me > we look for some privacy > yeah laundryroom seems fine > gives me a bj > takes off her panties and says she wants it > we start to f--- > she says she's on the pill > fuckyeah.jpg > pretty tight, not a virgin but watev s--- is cash > start slamming her > she wraps her legs around me and begs me to c-- inside > not sure if want Anonymous 07/09/11 (Sat)07:19 No.101849376 > be 18 > meet cute girl at friend's party > she's all over me for some reason > some of the stuff she says seems sketchy, like looking for a soulmate and s--- > splort inside, feels good man > after I pull out she starts pushing j--- back into her p---- > seems hot but I'm like wat > she tells me she was lying about being on the pill > wants to get pregnant so I'll stay with her forever > I flip the f--- out > She starts throwing up blood > I autochain into a sick 45 hit combo > Enter BEASTMODE > Hit her in the stomach with a lightning screw uppercut > It crits her uterus so hard it bursts > She smashes through the laundryroom wall and onto some people at the party > Channel my ki into Lv.3 Final Crusher Blast > Obliterates the house > No survivors > 1200 xp, Style S+ Skill S+ Damage S+ > F--- given rating 0.0% OH F--- I LAUGHED SO HARD Anonymous 07/09/11 (Sat)07:20 No.101849471 File1310210439.jpg-(90 KB. 333x500, Ainsley.jpg) Anonymous 07/09/11 (Sat)07:25 No. 101849750 File 1310210710.jpg-(6 KB, 236x285, bateman shocked.jpg) >>101849376 >l autochain into a sick 45 hit combo haven't laughed this hard in a while. stay classy, /vl DRUG WIZARD 07/09/11 (Sat)07:27 No. 101849865 File1310210832.png-(133 KB, 373x411, REACTION IMAGE.png) >A slick 45 kick combo Great thread OP

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Anon doesn't understand bank loans | /r/Greentext

File: bread.jpg (11 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 03/08/23 (Wed)09:19:51 No.895549798 [Reply] >>895552165 the way bank loans work in america just make no sense... >soon to be homeless guy: "so, in order to get a loan i have to prove i don't need it?" >bank clerk: "no, but actually yes" >soon to be homeless guy: "then why even offer loans?" >bank clerk: "because some people need money to get them out of a low income period or temporary unemployment, as well as investing in property outside of their current assets" >soon to be homeless guy: "so basically me?" >bank clerk: "sorry, you don't have enough assets or income" >soon to be homeless guy: >bank clerk: ... >soon to be homeless guy: >bank clerk: "ok sir i'm going to have to ask you to leave or i'll call security" is it the same in other countries? any other anons think this is b------- for new adults without friends/family?

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Anon is shy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)17:08:50 No.72573854 ✓ >Go to bar >Get beer >Drink alone because to shy to talk to anyone >Go home Wow such a life changing experience f--- normies

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Anonymous 612 KB PNG 03/16/23(Thu)17:59:24 No.72593760 1 Reply >be me >failure with women >KHV until I was 28 season then.' >now in my mid-30s >most women won't leave their s----- apartment so you can meet them >the ones who do go outside are literally, actually, unironically insane >women have higher standards than ever You lied to me. I want an apology. >'don't worry bro, women in their 30's are desperate, it's open View Thread Anonymous >>72593760 (OP) # >KHV >until I was 28 >until You have to leave, Chad. 03/16/23(Thu)18:00:38 No.72593777

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Errmm... guys Anon what the freak | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)20:36:41 No.150018852 Around the Web revcontent. The Scariest Bridge in New York is Impossible to Avoid Breaking News 8ED74A5E-9750-4E8D-9F92-FD8BA82290F9.jpg 128 KB JPG USA w-- is this

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Anon gets a snack | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 687 KB GIF >Be me, a fat dude >go buy a pack of doritos because i have my cravings >see skeleton looking people wearing winter clothing because its cold outside >i only wear a hoodie over a i am genetically built to withstand >remember i could bodyslam them into the pavement >remember i could f--- their wife with my lil chubster >then make her buy me pizza >remember i could buck break a scrawny dude >one punch from my arm equals to ten of his >but then remember God made me to tank top >remember cold 03/16/23(Thu)08:28:49 No.72592213 specifically play vidya and watch one piece >smile to myself and open the doritos : EGAS 03/16/23(Thu)08:49:04 No.72592313 >>72592213 (OP) # is this a knee-jerk reaction to the thread about weight loss? : Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)09:10:56 No.72592425 >remember that you've always been the slowest, most unathletic, most out of shape person in every PE class. >realize that these imaginary physical altercations probably wouldn't go as well as you think. Nice obese cope.

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Anonymous NINTEND GAMECUB SUN 81 KB JPG Anonymous 54 KB JPG 03/16/23(Thu)17:28:38 No.895988451 What's the worst fight you've ever gotten into with a family member 03/16/23(Thu)17:40:27 No.895988860 >>895988451 (OP) # got into an argument with little bro because he wasn't studying for an exam and then it turned into a fist fight Im super skinny so he knocked me easily and punched me in the stomach until I vomited but after that he started respecting me more and he doesn't argue with me anymore even though he knows he can just beat me up

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I am scared of reddit horror stories. A I am scared of reddit horror s(...) STICKS W STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME >be me, 13 >go on reddit and search for horror stories out of boredom >got spooked >can't sleep for days after reading any reddit horror story ever since, with a feeling of dread and paranoia covering me up, making my chest feel heavy and my body sweat YOU DIDN'T BREAK A SINGLE BONE. YOU'RE A SUPER-HUMAN FREAK RIS "FREAK?" MRLOVENSTEIN.COM 03/16/23(Thu)22:54:07 No.72593198 152 KB PNG >if you type s--- like 'boogey man will get you and f--- your ass at 12pm, you can't be saved, good luck getting flayed' I unironically can't sleep >I am 21 now >Still have that response whenever I read a reddit horror story It's a natural response at this point, I know it's fake and s--- but my body just get scared everytime I read those s----- horror short stories.…....

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