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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb Sauce NAO Mfw+mfw+i+tell+the+girl+im+in+lo (...).gif, 2MiB, 390x285 /b/ Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2016 23:00:15 No.705427838 View Report >Be Me >30 y/o Virgin NEET >Live in my Aunts Basement (Parents kicked me out) >Whatever.jpg >My Aunt gets me a job at her Salon >Nothing big, just sweeping and mopping, easy s---. >I use the money for vidya and tendies. >I see lots of women I want to f--- at the salon. >404 people skills not found. I start to collect hair from some of the attractive ones after I sweep. >Get enough to make a hair doll. >Over time it gets pretty big. I start to talk to it, decide its my new G/F. >Call her Hairly Quinn. >Decide to lose my V card. >Stick fleshlight in Harly. F--- her 4 to 5 times a day. >Feelsgoodman.png >Come home after work. Aunt is sitting with my parents in the living room, Hairly is the table. >They decide I need "special help" and hire some f-- to follow me around and make sure I don't hurt someone. >My parents and aunt ignore me now, she just leaves food on the counter. >MFW I think I should be a hero and kill myself.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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