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: Anonymous 150 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat) 19:10:44 No.72181580 Drawings of fictional women have decimated the minds of millions of young men. Absolutely melts my neurons.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: L20AVVOQ 09/21/22(Wed) 22:58:09 No.396384049 >visit grandfather at family farm in rural kentucky a few times every year >there's a locked door in the back of the house that we are never allowed to open >nobody ever opens it or says what it is >years go by with this curiosity of the unknown 12 KB JPG >go off to college >come back to grandfathers farm for first time in 3 years one winter break >grandfather and I stay up late drinking together for first time ever >he leans over from his chair and while smiling in a way that I've never seen before, he whispers "wanna see what that door leads to?" >instant excitement >goes and takes a key from under lamp that hasn't moved in 20 years that I know of, and unlocks door >excitement immediately changes to fear >it's a closet that's empty with a hole dug through the floor and a wooden ladder that leads down. >he sees that I'm freaking out and says I have to go down and pull the chain light to see what's down there. >it's pitch black but say f--- it and climb down >it's at least 15 feet down till feet hit the floor >pull chain and lights come on >it's a f------ concrete bunker >gun walls, food storage, well water pipe, dampered air vents, bunk beds, propane generator, first aid rack, you name it he's got it. >he hobbles down and tells me one day he was watching the news During the Cold War and just went to the closet and started digging. >dug for 3 years while pouring concrete himself >found out later that grandma nearly divorced him during the 3 years because he would come home every night and just dig in silence >mfw I just imagine my grandfather telling his wife to shut the hell up while tunneling under their house for 3 straight years.

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So did he find the money jar or not? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Autistic moments 91 KB JPG 07/28/21 (Wed)17:29:21 No.64747046 >be me >work wagie job in supermarket when not at uni >they've put me out on trollies (carts) this shift >job mainly involves collecting them and moving them to the front, occasionally change bins and help customers >it's pretty comfy >if it's not busy you get paid 9 pound an hour to do pretty much f--- all >working away >suddenly a black man approaches me >he speaks with poor english a heavy accent >obviously a migrant >keeps asking where is the "money jar" and if I can take him to it >don't know what the f--- a "money jar" is >figure it's some foreign expression for a cash machine (ATM) >agree to take him to it >he says thanks >I walk away and keep working >one hour later >finishing my shift >walk by the cash machine >see he is still standing there >just staring into space >ask him if he is alright >he says the money jar hasn't came out and spoke to him yet >realise this full time he was asking for the manager, not a money jar >realise he is the new security guard I was told we were hiring >take him to the manager this time >mfw

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Anon gets trapped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)06:42:42 No.67435385 >Meet Polish femboy >Smooth lily-white skin >Gruff voice >He's clean no STDs >Feminine looking >Submissive and breedable >Meet up after skyping 270 KB JPG >About to f--- at my place >Start licking his tummy as he blushes and giggles >He pulls down his skirt >He has a functioning vagina >Small perky breasts >Turns out "he" is a biological female >She gets nervous and squirts in my face when I wanted to suck c--- >Get off my knees and push her out of the apartment >Get really angry >Punch a hole in wall You foid won't even let me be gay. Just f--- off you c----.

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Anon describes the perfect gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ideal gf/bf thread 69 KB JPG 02/19/23(Sun)21:13:07 No.72291943 I shall start. >biological female >messy dark brown hair >pale skin >small pouty lips >big brown/black eyes >long eyelashes >t--- on the bigger side (C+) >nice large areolas with pink n------ >very smooth pink innie p---- with a tiny bit of hair on the mound >fat p---- mound >round but small to medium size ass >thick thighs >pretty hands and feet >not too intelligent, maybe like 901Q >quiet and gentle personality, sometimes prone to melancholy >very introverted and usually just sits around playing games in a oversize t shirt >always smells nice, like roses or vanilla >occasionally when we go out and she dresses up she looks stunning >doesnt want kids but likes them >likes animals >high libido but not a slut for any man but me

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Anon sleepwalks. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)20:51:50 No.72314499 >sleepwalking at 3am >wake up the next morning with a half-eaten raw chicken in my bed >realize what I did and start panicking >check the kitchen and see that 8 KB JPG all the eggs are gone too >turns out I made an omelette in my sleep and ate it with my hands like a savage >mom walks in and asks why there's chicken bones all over the living room >mfw I have no idea what happened and blame it on the dog >mom gives me a strange look and I realize our dog died years ago

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gone but remembered | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 07:09:05 No.628312583 sadk.jpg 57 KB JPG D >one sec bro just heard some glass break brb >last online 4,312 days ago

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femanons discuss problems | /r/Greentext

owlgirl fembot/femanon feels th 157 KB PNG >>72306521 # 02/21/23(Tue)01:33:01 No.72306124 this a thread for femanons to post feels. >tfw no hot loyal bf >tfw too adhd and autistic to work >tfw will never be cute like stacy : Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)01:42:04 No.72306229 : Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)01:43:00 No.72306242 >iwn be a combination of a fembot and stacy at the same time >tfw frizzy hair >tfw my plants have gnats >tfw caffeine addiction : Anonymous >>72306124 (OP) # >tfw overworked >tfw full time uni and part time job >tfw second degree because art school didn't find me a job >tfw essay too hard. Not made any progress >tfw spend 20 minutes to make a delicious matcha late then wonder where the time has gone >tfw wish I was a 19th lady who could spend all day doing nothing, learning French and piano and reading books >tfw no one responds to my emails >tfw no time to put on makeup to look pretty 02/21/23(Tue)02:02:46 No.72306469 >tfw no good discord servers and no online friends >tfw shoes didn't fit and now I have to send them back >tfw no magical powers >tfw no time to play monster hunter >tfw the great butterstick of life churns on >>72306483 # >>72306495 # >>72306516 # >>72306521 # >>72306616 # >>72306659 #

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anon watches harry potter with 2 other dudes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BĂ 14 KB PNG 02/11/23(Sat)21:18:39 No.72182248 >We are in the same room rn. >For some reason they decided it's a good time to watch harry potter (one of them has never seen it before, not that it is that big of a deal). >They are watching it rn and i swear to god one of the 2 is permanently narrating the movie to the other one. Also, he's perma spoiling it, sometimes revealing what happens like 2 movies later. And the other one is cool with it. Who's worse? >Have to live in an apartment with other dudes because Uni and not a richfag.

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anon likes minesweeper | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 22 101 111 1EEZTE 123121 1111 398 KB JPG existence 02/21/23(Tue)01:26:39 No.894722896 does anyone else feel like minesweeper has taken over their lives >be me 4 months ago >bored, check games on my computer >start playing minesweeper for first time since i was a child >surely this won't consume my very >be me now >wake up, quick game of minesweeper >shower, thinking of relationship between numbers and the patterns they form >class, play minesweeper while professor drones on >work, play minesweeper between tasks >get home, play minesweeper while listening to music >having sex with bf, imagining a game i did earlier where i could've gone faster if i hadn't chorded on a blank tile several times >he finishes inside, lays on my back >i say in the most monotone voice possible "sub-optimal." my boyfriend is super insecure and i'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna f--- me anymore. when the f--- did it get like this? and no, i'm not autistic.

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Anon goes to prom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)00:35:48 No.49767843 ile: feelings.png (138 KB, 517x594) >>49767248 (OP) >be me >17 year old beta cuck >ask gf of 2 years to prom >obviously she says yes >buy 200 dollar tux >prom night is here >gf looking 9/10 >diamonds.png >take gf out to 130 dollar dinner >have time of my life at prom >gf all over me >after dance, leave and park car off in private >things getting hot and heavy >thisisit.way >notice something seems off >ask her whats wrong >she tries to change subject and keep kissing me >i wont let her until she tells me whats wrong >"its just that when we kiss, i don't feel anything" >mfw i spent 300+ dollars to find out my gf isn't attracted to me

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Anon doesn't rise to the bait | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous STEAM WINTER SALE 2022 12/23 2023 01/06 LITTLE WITCH NOBETA 30% off! 153 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/20/23(Mon) 22:16:02 No.72310740 Why do guys do this? Men elaborate, do you always think with your cocks? I want friends but I guess if I'm not spreading my legs you want nothing to do with me? pic related, all I'm good for I guess. >talking to nice guy at a party >we get along >decide to hang out a bit >on our last outing I was talking about my bf >he starts acting funny and says he needs to go. A Poster Safety Message From: The Better Board Bureau 02/20/23(Mon) 22:16:58 No.72310748 STOP PREVENT UTTER EMBARASSMENT GO NO FARTHER. FACT: More than 300 posters, including janitors, have been baited in threads just like this one. FACT: You needed to read the rules to post. You need Bait Thread Training and a non-midwit IQ to post in bait threads FACT: Without bait thread training and an extreme IQ, posters can be baited here FACT: It CAN happen to YOU! YOU HAVE NO OPINIONS ABOUT THIS SUBJECT WORTH SHARING DO NOT POST BEYOND THIS POINT 1676686029480919.png 277 KB PNG This and other signs have been installed in threads for your safety. Please heed them! STOP AND GO NO FURTHER GENTLEMEN

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Anon is the opposite of Batman | /r/Greentext

09/14/20(Mon)18:50:50 No.57434486 Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men I even have a nemesis : Anonymous 137 KB JPG >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this?

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