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1 739451462 IMMY JJ JOHN'S GOURMET 7/20/17 1:18 AM The girl I'm in love with works at a Jimmy John's, and I think I've finally found a plan to make her mine. SANDWICH >l installed a spy program on the computer at her Jimmy John's >I now have all of the schedules of each employee, and access to the info about each delivery order >What kind of sandwich, where it's going, who's delivering it, etc >I have a reasonable sized van 107 KB >I bought a Jimmy John's uniform, all of the sandwich supplies I need, chips, and packaging for all this s--- to make it seem official >Whenever I see an order pop up that will be delivered by my girl I make the sandwich on my own, and rush it to the person who ordered it before the gets there >Every time my girl delivers a sandwich she'll be greeted by a happy customer who already has their food >She won't believe it, it's impossible for something like this to happen >Each successive house already has a sandwich in it >This will continue for several weeks, each day she grows crazier and crazier >One day she'll inevitably start crying on the side of the road once she sees yet another already delivered order >Guess who's waiting there to console her >It's me >Give her a shoulder to cry on, say I'll find what's at the bottom of this mystery >The mysterious sandwiches will stop, and she'll fall in love with me >We will make sweet sandwich love every night >We'll pound like pickles >If she says she's going to leave me, my sandwiches will start coming back >Her mental health will literally be dependent on being in a relationship with me >When this plan is literally foolproof Starting my plan tomorrow, wish me luck

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