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anon thinks he's part of the black community | /r/Greentext
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![File: C7D28B8C-A3EC-4FFB-98C2-F(...).jpg (117 KB, 750x750) 0 ONE I PICK THE PERFECT SOY JA TO PORTRAY VOU AE YOUR LIFE IS FUCHINGA OVER O Anonymous 01/09/23 (Mon)09:07:19 No.71752334 [Reply] ► >be me >cashier at work >checking out a girl going through my line >this guy approaches her out of nowhere and they hit it off >he asks her to get coffee and she accepts >while giving her his phone he drops this huge glass jar of artichokes he was holding >mfw im standing there cleaning up all the glass and artichoke water all over the floor while he just secured a date with a girl >mfw >> Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon)09:08:39 No.71752343 ► i dropped a bulk jar of phat pickles once as a kid lol](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/510/174/dc5.png "Anon is jealous | /r/Greentext")
![File: marijuana-or-cannabis-lea(...).jpg (135 KB, 957x1080) Vector Stock ok.com2005 Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)17:07:22 No.892238394 [Reply]► >>892239905 >>892239945 What the f--- is the point of smoking this s---? >Smoke weed >Immediately get hungry and/or thirsty >Laugh at s--- that isn't even funny >Too lazy to do anything that requires physical effort >Get paranoid for no reason >Have to smoke more after 60-90 mins or you're barely high anymore This has got to be the biggest meme "drug" out there. At least with alcohol you feel good and want to do s---, as long as you don't drink too much. The only upside weed has is there is no such thing as smoking too much, because worst that'll happen is you fall asleep. So I guess if you want something "safe", weed makes sense but that's where it ends. + 1 reply and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)17:37:40 No.892239554 File: romans-15-32.jpg (68 KB, 688x360) 12 The Sy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/510/032/445.png "anon is confused by weed | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1250171675.jpg-(12 KB, 289x219) I accidently my laser 0 Anonymous 08/13/09(Thu)09:54:35 No.152616551 [Reply] My job is so f------ unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f------ stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f------ dog to work. Every f------ day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f------ day. Anyway, I drive these f-------- around in my van and we solve mysteries and s---. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/509/829/e7b.jpg "Anon has a f------ unbelievable job. | /r/Greentext")
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