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>> Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri)14:29:50 No.891681604 >>891682469 >>891682816 >>891683058 >>891683650 >>891684160 >>891684286 >>891684634 >>891684977 >>891685637 >>891686203 >be in restaurant on a date with a girl >not going very well >she doesn't like my jokes >start doing a magic trick >hold the fork behind the napkin diagonally >fingers at one corner bend the fork in the middle >Look babe, there is a ghost in my napkin! >*ghost noises* >she can't even >accidentally drop my fork >waiter runs over and picks it up >Sir don't worry, I will get you a new one. >he returns with a new fork >hmmm >accidentally drop my napkin on the floor >Haha clumsy Sir, no problem I will get you a new one. >*lightbulb moment above my head* >he returns >Sir do you need anything else while I am here? >me stand up and push the girl out of her chair >she lands on the floor >chuck a glass of wine over her >me stare at the waiter >girl is motionless, possibly unconcious >Sir.. uhh.. one moment. >waiter goes into the back room >returns with a bottle of wine, a pillow, a wig and a black sharpie >Uhh.. Sir, shall I paint her for you? >me nod at him >do the ghost napkin trick again >waiter stands behind her and makes a cute little girly laugh as i do it >hehe >what a fun date we had together Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri) 14:43:10 No.891686203 >>891681604 I'm surprised you didn't take your c--- out and c-- on the floor, that waiter would have let you suck his d--- just to return some c-- to your body.

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