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>> Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri)14:29:50 No.891681604 >>891682469 >>891682816 >>891683058 >>891683650 >>891684160 >>891684286 >>891684634 >>891684977 >>891685637 >>891686203 >be in restaurant on a date with a girl >not going very well >she doesn't like my jokes >start doing a magic trick >hold the fork behind the napkin diagonally >fingers at one corner bend the fork in the middle >Look babe, there is a ghost in my napkin! >*ghost noises* >she can't even >accidentally drop my fork >waiter runs over and picks it up >Sir don't worry, I will get you a new one. >he returns with a new fork >hmmm >accidentally drop my napkin on the floor >Haha clumsy Sir, no problem I will get you a new one. >*lightbulb moment above my head* >he returns >Sir do you need anything else while I am here? >me stand up and push the girl out of her chair >she lands on the floor >chuck a glass of wine over her >me stare at the waiter >girl is motionless, possibly unconcious >Sir.. uhh.. one moment. >waiter goes into the back room >returns with a bottle of wine, a pillow, a wig and a black sharpie >Uhh.. Sir, shall I paint her for you? >me nod at him >do the ghost napkin trick again >waiter stands behind her and makes a cute little girly laugh as i do it >hehe >what a fun date we had together Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri) 14:43:10 No.891686203 >>891681604 I'm surprised you didn't take your c--- out and c-- on the floor, that waiter would have let you suck his d--- just to return some c-- to your body.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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