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![File: dCT18GU.jpg (10 KB, 225x225) /b/ Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri)08:04:48 No.891668401 [Reply] >be me 17 >live in country that everybody assumes is 3rd world but really isn't >lots of cute foreign girls study here due to parents having to work >spot cute blonde girl on my instagram feed >set up date >go on date >get obsessed with her >she had geotag on >idea.jpg >spend hours learning her interests >follow her friends on a alt to learn more her relationships act. >2months later >practically know everything about her >she posts again with geotag >I know the place >go there >walk up to her >nervous asf but ask her for her instagram > she says yes >pretend that all her interests are mine >she starts to like me >been dating for 4 years now](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/504/682/cfe.png "Anon gets a girl | /r/Greentext")
![File: download (2).png (9 KB, 218x232) /r9k/ Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri)00:29:16 No.71607365 [Reply] >Be me >18 year old 2004 zoomer >few days ago >have 8/10 dark skin black gf over >Am white >offer her some weed gummies >She takes 5mg i take 45mg >She rides me >After she's done the s--- hits me >For no reason start going off on a rant about why I think Stalin was a great guy > start talking about he wasn't that bad >Get highdea >Decide to hope on hoi4 and unironically play the USSR >Blast Katyusha on 10 loop at full volume You may know tell me how my generation is doomed.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/504/681/c38.png "Anon's generation is Doomed | /r/Greentext")
![- File: 166898987965457.png (561 KB, 523x495) Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri)11:04:39 No.71610731 [Reply] ► >>71610759 >>71610819 Is homelessness even that bad? >get $800+ neetbux a month >park a car permanently in secluded area >buy canned beef, beans, tuna, chicken, whole wheat bread, peanut butter >walk around all day enjoying nature >take random trips on the bus >go to gym and workout and shower >go back to car to sleep >go coin laundry if needed What do you guys think? I have social anxiety so I can't function in society. Anonymous 12/30/22 (Fri)11:08:09 No.71610759 >>71610731 (OP) What's next prison? Anonymous 12/30/22(Fri)11:16:10 No.71610819 >>71610731 (OP) >NEETS are pathetic to the point where they'd prefer to be homeless than work Kek](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/504/661/dff.png "anon would rather be homeless than work | /r/Greentext")
![File: crying.png (707 KB, 1361x972) Anonymous 12/29/22(Thu)09:05:12 No.71594350 [Reply] >>71609551 Well I finally did it. I lost my virginity and I'm no longer a robot. This will be final post here: >Be guy in mid 20s >From Fermanagh and live in my pad >Have Polish single mum as a neighbour >She has a teen daughter that goes to the local school >I used to feel awkward, but I treated her like a lil bro >She's a cute little tomboy with a wolfcut that wears Japanese hoodies & baggy jeans >Befriend the daughter since she was 16 but never did anything just talked and went on walks >Sometimes I secretly took her to play snooker, took her surfing in Portrush, went bowling >on her 17th birthday I took her to a DC Fontaines concert in Belfast >When she wasn't studying she would sneak into my apartment and watch her weeb shows on my pc >When she turned 18 I tried my luck and started putting my arm around her shoulder when we watched anime & youtube >One night she showed up at my door crying >She told me her dad returned and started hitting her mother, the police showed up >She cried herself to sleep and woke me up the next morning by pecking my cheek with kisses >She whispered in my ear that she thought I was "a big weirdo" but a "cute big weirdo" >The next night I invited her over to watch grave of the fireflies, it made her emotional >She started hugging me >I started getting super horny and picked her up and put her on the floor I started lifting her little tartan skirt >She remained silent but started whimpering and patting my chest >I remembered that she's autistic so I ignored it as she weakily flailed >I was able to take her knickers off and she felt wet so I stroked myself and awkwardly put it in >The second my c--- entered her the gripping sensation almost made me pass out with joy >F----- her for about 30 minutes and she kept moaning and whimpering >I finished inside of her and felt nervous cause of no condom I washed her in the shower, she was bleeding a bit & crying, I comforted her, she stared at me with her big blue eyes and said she loves me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/504/659/3aa.png "anon loses virginity | /r/Greentext")
