Anon has a fart fetish | /r/Greentext
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![: onymous 10 KB PNG [Advertise on 4chan] 12/25/22(Sun)07:43:42 No.891365912 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly after deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/501/973/5a6.jpg "Anon doesn't get invited | /r/Greentext")
![File: 16 34461659.jpg (485 KB, 1170x913) Maybe oversharing my deranged thoughts with strangers on the internet isn't the best use of my time. Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:48:29 No.71542200 [Reply] >Be me, 21m college student >Get crush on co-worker who goes to same university >Give her rides home after work because she doesn't have a car >We talk during the ride and have similar interests (same video games, tv/anime, music) >Like her >Only have her snapchat and she doesn't have any other socials under same username/her real name >Find her discord username in uni gaming server >Same username for insta, twitter, steam, etc >Meme page, REALLY likes anime, ~20 steam games >Notice on her twitter that she gets commissions of her oc frequently >Her skeb.jp request page updates every week or so with a new commission drawn by someone in Japan >Each ranges from 6,000-10,000 yen >$45-$75 weekly on commissions >she works about 10 hours a week >this is about half her paycheck every week Honestly I am pretty unphased by this. At first I thought that was a lot to be spending on pretty little pictures of an OC every week but I realized I spend more money on sillier s---, and that's the whole reason I work during university anyways (tuition is covered from full ride scholarship). After this brief revelation and reflection, I still plan to ask her out in January when she comes back to school/work. I think I have a real chance here to escape this board and finally find someone I can enjoy spending time with. I'd like to hear your thoughts/opinions on the matter, Anons. I don't think I can be swayed away from my plan to ask her out, especially since my emotions seem to hold more control in the matter right now compared to my logic. Wish me luck, Anons.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/501/831/d1e.jpg "anon gets a crush on a coworker | /r/Greentext")
