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: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 12/22/22(Thu)18:23:43 No.71509702 >Be me, beta f-- >Walking home, late at night >See woman walking ahead. >Shes slow af. >Eventually I catch up to her. >Quicken my pace to pass her. >She starts walking faster too. bitch w-- >Start walking even faster, my footsteps louder than before. >Still cant pass her, see her look over shoulder a lot and fumbling in her bag. I wise up for once >Stop walking and just let her jog ahead. >I think I even hear her s-- or gasp. Maybe I should have just spoken up and let her know I wanted to pass her.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Culture Crave @CultureCrave A federal judge has ruled that movie studios can be sued under false advertising if they release deceptive movie trailers Traducir Tweet Total Victory /tv/bros, let's go!!! Anonymous 12/22/22(Thu)14:55:13 No.178207516 >>178207601 >>178207646 >>178207686 >Yes, I want to sued Disney for the horrors called Sequel Trilogy, Kenobi, Book of Boba Fett, etc. >I want to sued Amazon for the horrors called Rings of Power, Wheel of Time >I want to sued Hollywood for ruining some many beloved franchises, for ruining action genre with cliches, simpism, sjw, etc. HOLLYWOOD DELENDA EST!

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Anonymous 632 KB PNG 12/22/22(Thu)16:41:18 No.891208796 >be me >put some free stuff out on my lawn because I'm moving stuff, has free sign and everything >neighbors threaten to call HOA if I don't take it off my lawn I f------ hate white neighbors Anonymous Anonymous >>891208796 (OP) # HOAs are so f------ retarded. I don't know why you'd ever get involved with one. 12/22/22(Thu)16:58:54 No.891209732 12/22/22(Thu)17:09:22 No.891210236 Stop throwing garbage on your lawn and making your street look like s---. I f------ hate non-white neighbors.

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: Anonymous 7 KB JPG >men offer themselves up to any woman they meet >women now get to pick from any man they want >this is somehow a "women are too choosy" issue and not a "men are all desperate sluts" issue Male genocide when? 12/23/22(Fri)07:23:36 No.71510416 25 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 12/21/22(Wed)16:45:59 No.69333971 >>69332201 # When you don't c-- from f------ a woman it gets in their head. They start asking themselves if they're not attractive enough or not good enough and start thinking there's something wrong with them. My advice to all guys is when you're f------ a woman for the first time take a couple shots of liquor and put some lidocaine or some other numbing agent on your d---. F--- for an hour or then just stop and say you can't finish. This will drive them nuts and they won't stop thinking of ways to please you so they can get their confidence and self esteem back >>69334008 #

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: Anonymous (ID: gzEC/8ei De-trans'd my daughter in 1 da(...) 12/22/22(Thu)16:53:56 No.409306658 151 KB JPG >daughter says she's trans (9th grade) >wtfdo.jpeg >confess I'm trans too >she's confused >dad no you're not >stop being a bigot Charlotte, let's do this together >wear dress and makeup next morning >daughter is angry, tells me to stop faking >no, I'm trans honey. now get in the car and let's go to school >she's horrified, asks to be dropped off a block away >nope, walk her in, wave to front desk >she's fuming >wife can't stop laughing >pick up daughter, in skirt and heels. s----- makeup, glitter on cheeks. skip your to her and her friends >DAD STOP ITS NOT FUNNY >demand she use my pronouns, call her a bigot >next morning she's done with the whole trans thing, begs me to stop Is being trans now just the 90s version of goth? Definitely not cool when your parents do it. Lean into it and shame them out of it

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12/21/22(Wed) 23:47:21 No.891172560 : Anonymous > be me > friends own small hobby farm in Central Victoria > they ask me to mind the place for two weeks while they go to a conference on soil salinity in US > some sheep, two cows, and mares, of course > very friendly > to the point where i wonder about the owners > hang around the mares all evening > nuzzling, offering apples and nose rubs > flank rubs > belly rubs > ass rubs > tails are flicking > horse vagoos are winking > gentle exploratory probing with finger > with fingers > they're okay with it > entire hand > back arches > arm up to elbow > odd sound i've never heard from them before, but i think they like it > imagine my arm is an erect horse c--- > plunging in almost to the elbow > back legs drop about a foot, back arches > vagoo contracts around arm like a vice > OH F--- > back legs quivering, vagoo crushes my arm > dislocated elbow > she drags me around the yard by my broken arm stuck in her vagoo > sliding it out is agony > wash off the goo and try to drive to nearest doctor ever try to drive a manual vehicle with one arm, only to find the doctor's office closed two hours ago?

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Anonymous >>891159609 (OP) # >neighbour invites me over >his pajeet wife is tied up, face down ass up on the coffee table 12/21/22(Wed)19:18:03 No.891160287 >please f--- my wife >do it >leave >he still invites me over occasionally to f--- her

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: Anonymous Yes Green text time >be me >18 >been on a dry spell >about to start college 12/21/22(Wed)20:31:49 No.891163908 >say f--- it and pay $30 for AFF gold >Wait 3 months (yes I spent $90) >match with milf F39 >she's dtf IAOF her husband is allowed to record >say f--- it >drive 90 mins >get to house >they just moved in >kids are asleep in next room >they tell me that we have to f--- in the living room because none of the other rooms have beds >coolwithme.jpg >husband is an absolute G >dude could easily out perform me in bed >dude adjusted my pillow >critiqued the head his wive was giving me >I c-- twice, idk how many times I made her c-- >smoked a c-------- with me after 10/10 scheduled to go f--- again

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