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: Anonymous So that's how my coworkers see(...) 12/15/22(Thu)08:28:22 No.890801644 >Working construction away from home >Workers are staying in cabins meant for a summer camp >The nearby bathroom is shut down for winter, only open one is 100 yards away >Am woken up this morning with the foreman pounding on my door >ANON GET THE F--- OUT HERE AND CLEAN UP YOUR MESS 37 KB JPG >What? >Turns out some douchebag was too lazy to go to the working bathrooms and just p----- in a bottle in the shut down one and left it there >Foreman won't believe I didn't do it >Forced to throw it away >I eventually find the guy who did it >He admts to the foreman he did it after I get mad at him >"Oh sorry Anon I just thought this was the sort of thing only you would do." MFW my coworkers all think I am the kind of guy who would piss in a bottle and leave it for someone else to clean up, and they believe it so strongly they would automatically "know" it is me unless faced with a full confession. F--- my life.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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