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Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)11:52:39 No.889903164 ► >>889903182 File: 1662517242502489.gif (1.93 MB, 245x187) Yup F----- married boss many times. >I'm air force lead aircraft mechanic >Boss MSgt is blonde girl, slightly older than me. >I've known her for ten years >Christmas party >I stay after helping to clean up >Ends up bring just the two of us >We finish up >Start talking about stupid ass airman hijinks, which ones are good, etc >Both kind of buzzed >She says that she always had a thing for me >I say that she could have had me for dinner and a movie before marriage >She says, "Damn you're easy!" >We both laugh >She gets up to go to bathroom >I clean off last table >She comes back and plants full on mouth kiss on me >We f--- raw on desk/table like this is the key to surviving apocalypse >She c--- on my c--- while riding me >She is a violent orgasmer >I ended up with bruises all f------ over my legs and back from desks >l unload in her p----, pressed as deep as I could get it >Felt f------ awesome >Post nut clarity >We both agree it was one time thing, never gonna happen again >FFWD one year Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)11:53:29 No.889903182 >>889903164 >Deployment to Al Udeid Qatar >It is a f------ rules nightmare >F--- the s----- officers who are bad leaders >Double f--- the f----- ass Qataris Seriously, they're f------ despite what they claim on world cup >I am MilFitBro >She wants to get fit too >Offer to let her run with me >>889903767 >One month into deployment after nighttime run >it is 90 degrees at night and humid as f--- >Both sopping with sweat >I have to pass her room to get to mine >She grabs me and asks me to come into her room >She has some b------- and they're coming out >Wants to f--- right now >We f--- like animals raw and I again fill her up >Both start finding reasons to be somewhere private with each other >F--- almost daily across that base >F--- in airplanes >On a sizable percentage of the U.S. Air Force's C130 fleet >Easily like 50% >I c-- in her every time >On way back, f--- our way across Europe >Stop f------ here at home station >I am now the shop chief working directly for her >MFW I f----- my way to promotion

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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