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: Anonymous Anon chooses sobriety 11/26/22(Sat)08:36:37 No.889737882 >Be me at the autisic age of ten >Dad is drinking with his buddies outside. >Dad is aware that I am eyeing the can of Corona Lite in his hand as I jump in and out of the house with my cousins. "Hey anon, I think its time you know the taste of some good beer." 1.08 MB JPG >He hands me the can and I take a full swig the same way he and his buddies do. >Proceed to choke and hurl like a cat with a hairball >Dad's friends laugh as I claw out my throat to remove the vile taste "Can't believe people drink this crap, do they all taste like this?" Yes, son. You'll get used to it" >Turns out my dad added a generous serving of salt and vinegar to the beer, forever skewing my perception of alcohol until my late teens >Come to realize that my dad knew I would try it, but managed to convince me to voluntatily choose sobriety >Try Corona again at age 19 "Yea it still tastes like s---"

Water may have created life, But Beer makes life tolerable | /r/Greentext


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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood
>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.
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