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Anon discovers real life | /r/Greentext
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![File: images (5).jpg (25 KB, 228x358) Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)20:55:03 No.889655339 [Reply] >>889655419 I'm a super straight guy and I have this message to all you f---. Being with a woman is gay and here's why. >The average woman has been with a guy >The average woman's mouth has kissed a dude and sucked a d---. Kissing her is basically Kissing a dude and sucking a d---. >The average woman's hands have touched a guys d--- so touching hers is touching a guys d---. >Her p---- has had a d--- or his mouth which is basically f------ a dude. >Being with a woman is basically like being with a guy which is really gay. >The average straight guy has been with a woman. >So sucking a straight guys d--- is basically the same as being with a woman which is really straight.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/484/535/d03.png "Anon Gives it to us Straight | /r/Greentext")
![File: chad.jpg (36 KB, 621x697) Anonymous (ID: RIHCfT8h 11/25/22(Fri)02:24:33 No.405850891 [Reply] >>405850971 >Be me >Order a h----- for 4 hours >Once she arrives I give her a long dress to wear >Take here to my living room >Start reading The Bible for her for 4 hours >Give her after 4 hours her money and a copy of The Bible >She leaves Anonymous (ID: _ql8TUzP/ >>405850891 (OP) Based 11/25/22(Fri)02:25:51 No.405850971](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/484/450/bf3.png "Anon is a man of God | /r/Greentext")
![File: tom cruise.jpg (69 KB, 1148x1200) Anonymous 10/30/18(Tue)17:04:08 No.783664687 [Reply] >be me >latino >have rather pale skin >work at cafe >no white employees at time >some white guy places an order, seems a bit uncomfortable >when I go give him his coffee, he suddenly smiles >"nice to see there's at least one proper american working here. brownies won't erase us" >mfw he slides me $50 to pocket](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/484/431/df8.jpg "Anon profits off racism | /r/Greentext")
