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Anonymous 69 KB JPG 03/12/22(Sat)03:14:39 No.67749641 >return to work in factory after 5 month transfer >girl I worked with sees me and runs to hug me >says she's very glad we'll work together this year >asks me few mins later did I find a gf in meantime >tell no >tells me something will come up sooner or later I'm kinda autistic so I'm not sure what this whole event meant

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous Popo 11/24/22(Thu)16:08:15 No.71111589 Anyone else hate cops?I live in a relatively safe country and most of them dont have to do s---, so i go out of my way to mess with them >get in my car in the middle of the night looking like pic related >make sure to not blink for a few minutes so my eyes are watery and red >play loud, obnoxious rap music in the car >when they pull me over i make sure to rip a nice steaming fart so when they bend over my car window they get hit in the face with my assjuice >act sleepy and lethargic when they ask me stuff >they test me for alcohol and drugs and basically raid my car everytime (always clean) >waste an hour asking me if i have anything and getting p----- off at me,after that they let me go >repeat at least once a week 265 KB JPG Im pretty sure the entire police department knows me by now cuz they stopped pulling me over.Next week im going to another town to troll some more lazy cops View Thread

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More like eccentric | /r/Greentext

Do you larp to increase gains? No.67262326 17 hours ago witcher.jpg JPG 57.2 KiB 500x565 >pretend I'm Geralt >start mixing my protein shakes with strong alcohol like they're witcher potions >meditate in between sets >take notes of various creatures around the gym (roiders, hambeasts, lanklets, etc...) and their behaviour/weaknesses >try to haggle with the qt cashier for lower gym membership : >loudly say "damn you're ugly" before lifts >lifts skyrocket >gains skyrocket Is larping good for gains or am I just autistic?

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Anon is a teacher | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3 hours ago 244402942 >>244402746 There's a girl in my morning sophomore English class who would randomly start barking like a dog in the middle of my lectures. I took her aside and asked her if it was some kind of identity thing and if there was I way I could accommodate her that wouldn't be disruptive for the rest of the class, but she told me she was just doing it because she was bored. A baffling experience.

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suggest a title | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Russia nuking itself Y'all already know what the f--- going down 79 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)14:03:47 No.56155562 What percentage chance do you reckon Russia has of (somehow) nuking itself in the next 5 years? For me it's 3% 11/24/22(Thu)14:06:05 No.56155582 Anonymous >>56155562 (OP) # The picture is much more interesting than your Russia stuff. Got more?

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On seal clubbing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous [+] >>174130934 (OP) # nothing inhumane about this. the seal dies instantly and painlessly, then all of the seal gets used >>174132065 # >>174132324 # >>174132953 # Anonymous THE SEALS SMASH SM 11/23/22(Wed)17:34:38 No.174131993 Anonymou >>1741317 >>174131993 # >>174133492 # Anonymou 11/23/22(Wed)17:43:49 No.174132324 >*smashes your head with a bat* >*turns your corpse into a personal fleshlight* nothing inhumane about this. the c*nadian dies instantly and painlessly, and every part of it gets used.

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anon has an exotic name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous One shot at life 29 KB PNG 11/23/22(Wed) 23:38:09 No.889587225 >parents name me Papito

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anon lives in Texas | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/22(Sun)03:02:10 No.879982490 Post stories about your neighbors. I'll start. >be me >relocated to semi-rural Texas for new job contract >perfectly nice I guess except one thing: the birds are loud as F--- and wake me up at 4:30 every goddamn morning >decide to just accept it and change my routine >start having coffee on porch at 4:30 since I'm up anyway >FFWD a couple weeks and a family moves into the house across the street from us 49 KB JPG >one morning I'm having my bird.mp3 coffee >see neighbor throw open front door >holding a f------ shotgun >angrily marches over to the tree out front in his pajamas >aims shotgun up into branches gungobang.wav >birds.mp3 stops completely >twigs and shredded leaves gently rain down >blissful silence >he walks back inside and closes the door >anons I think I like Texas

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Anon talks about life in the 21st century. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 179 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)13:18:31 Our system was built on the premise that there would be a woman at home to cook, clean, and raise the kids while the man worked. No.71109207 Now a single person has to: - Work a full-time job - Cook - Clean - Maintain relationships - Go to school if they want a job they can actually afford a house with And that's not even including self-care, both physical and mental, and raising children (if you have them). It's impossible for one person to have time to do all of this, not to mention extremely exhausting and unhealthy.

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Anon has some strange opinions on kids television | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)23:37:00 No.71093739 name 3 bands you're currently listening to or you are a brony mt.png 48 KB PNG When we had cartoons like Bugs Bunny, Tom and Jerry and such we had normal kids and later teens. Since this RETARDED p------------ show started airing we have nothing but retards and f------. 84 Replies / 52 Images View Thread

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The state of this sub | /r/Greentext

u/Signed Death • 1d. i.redd.it 1 Award Anon is trapped : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 51 KB JPG u/liljamofficial 1 Award Anon is right : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 ● 51 KB JPG 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally marching up to congress on his ... 2d • i.redd.it 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rallv. marching up to congress on his u/akarsh99 • 2d • imgur Anon is having a great day : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his orders to smash s--- and then mill around aimlessly 51 KB JPG u/Fossam • 1d. i.redd.it 1 Award Anon gets bamboozled : Anonymous (ID: (Sfkg22R6) 51 KB JPG u/soursourkarma • 2d • imgur anon goes to dc : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 51 KB JPG orders 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally marching up to congress on his r/greentext u/bandersna7ch • 2d i.redd.it 51 KB JPG 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his maah ahit and than mill arasınd aimlanak Anon gets political : Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 ... ● 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at II.

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Anon tries stalking london women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous South London NUFC 77 KB JPG 11/23/22(Wed) 23:28:13 No.889584136 >be me >32 yo british NEET >pic related >haven't been outside for weeks >some guy on /b/ says that he stalks random women at night to scare them and feel like a chad >lightbulb.jpg >decide to try it >still live with parents, don't want to wake them up while going out in the middle of the night >dress up in all black, but my belly sticks out from the bottom >f--- it, still go >sneak out >walk around town for a bit, nobody around >finally see some 7/10 walking alone, staring at her phone >evilgrin.png >walk 10 feet behind her >she speeds up >I start running >mfw she outruns me no problem >mfw I'm too fat to run >walk back home defeated >on the way back get stabbed by some t--- I f------ hate south london, writing this while I bleed out

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Anon can do it with his cousin | /r/Greentext

nymous KB PNG 07/18/21(Sun)22:52:23 No.859234 >be me >be at aunt's birthday party >family talking about when I'm finally gonna bring gf >solid 7.5 cousin "well anon if we weren't family..."

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