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Anonymous 11/13/22(Sun)21:49:11 No.889033247 ► >>889033647 >>889034183 >>889057486 >>889059221 Secrets thead That time you interacted with a girl edition Anonymous 11/14/22(Mon)02:04:33 No.889045393 ► Girls are nick named birds because they aren't real. The government just want to spy on you in the bedroom. >priest is t Anonymous 11/14/22(Mon)04:33:25 No.889052076 ► i dress up in my sister's clothes and talk to myself in the mirror if that counts Anonymous 11/13/22(Sun)21:57:13 No.889033647 ► >>889033740 >>889034327 >>889034566 >>889034614 >>889035058 >be at church in the confession booth >priest says hi son >wonder if it's my astrained dad but probably not >what are your sins my son? >well i have been masturbating over anime girls who look underage >they always were short skirts and tight outfits but i feel guilty >the priest opens a cat flap in the wall of the booth >puts his hand through and squeezes my thighs >we all have secrets my son don't worry about a thang >my erection grows due to the physical contact >the priest offers me some volunteer work at the church >tells me there is a nice young lady i would enjoy working with >agree because my because my life lacks female companionship >come back the next day to start working is talking with a mother and child near the altar >anon! come over here and meet maria >notice the daughter is in her school uniform >anon, this is mrs whocares and her daughter maria >today you two will be polishing the wooden beams in the bell room >the priest winks at me Anonymous 11/13/22(Sun)22:04:53 No.889033978 ► >>889035305 >>889036007 >>889036173 >>889036752 >>889036955 >>889037468 >>889037887 >>889038011 >>889038234 >>889038311 >>889038607 >>889033647 >the mother says bye and goes off to do whatever it doesn't matter >the girl walks over to me and says hi i'm maria >h-hello my name is anon >the priest suggests we hold hands while walking to the bell room >the girl grabs my hand, well just a finger because her hands are so small >me feel warmth moving around my body >walk up to to the bell room wai >the priest says have fun and closes the door >the girl was holding her teddy bear but drops it on the floor >as she kneels over and picks it up her skirt lifts up >i notice she wearing white cotton panties with flowers on them >she loses her balance and falls face down on the floor >ow that hurt! >i can't help but notice the outline of her butt as she lays there >face down ass up >her body rolls over 180 degrees as she tries to kick her legs in the air to raise herself time her legs move around i get brief glimpses of her camel toe >every >help me anon! give me your hand! >i turn my head to check the door is still closed >ok this is my chance >she looks up at me with her cute dimples and smiles >pleae anon, give it to me! >she says if you have a boner while reading this you should kill yourself

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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood
>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.
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