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51m (11/10 23:30) 70938848 6 Re. 1 Img JPG 44KB (493 x 487) 1654540942639.jpg 4 Replies >make post in thread trolling someone >forget I made post >read it again thinking someone actually meant it >flame my own post >remember 15 minutes later it was my own post >will probably forget I made this post >will probably stumble upon it in a few hours or days later in the archive and relate to it >tfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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anon really hates reddit | /r/Greentext

File: Zg7g65fd.png (4 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)21:13:14 No.888867918 [Reply] H--------, you guys weren't joking. It's literally just >Pop culture reference 2K upvotes >Awful, cringey dad jokes 1K upvotes >Left leaning self-righteousness 500 votes >[deleted] >[deleted] >Obvious spam >bots >[deleted] F--- me it's so bad how is this site so popular? + 30 replies and 4 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 11/11/22 (Fri)01:01:53 No.888877571 >>888867918 (OP) Try arguing with the people there and you'll find out >>888877571

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Anon has a genius daughter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)23:03:16 No.798956343 >>798956656 >be me >getting a divorce >wife had been cheating on me for a while, planned it out for months before giving me those papers >basically am f-----, she covered all her legal ground, even though she earns more I'll probably have to pay alimony, she'll get full custody, the house, if she wanted she'd probably get the dog and my ass too. >I love my kids 14f and 12m >my boy is the most gentle soul ever, so creative and funny >likes fortnite though, but I still love him very much, sometimes I just sit on the sofa next to him eating Cheetos and tease him for being a noob >the daughter is a bit weird, distant, hostile but we have our bond we watch shows together GOT, suits, blindspot, the 100, etc. >I wish we did more together but I respect her space >Never realized how much I'd miss these little moments with them until they were about to vanish >hearing comes >judge asks who they want to stay with, doesn't really matter either way, their wishes aren't binding, it's pretty certain the judge is gonna give it to wife, but I'm still pretty happy to hear daughter say she wants to stay with me >until she shows the bruises and scars >says my wife had been abusing her >I'm shocked, my wife could be a cheater but she wasn't an abuser >I get suspicious when she shows c-------- burns on her arm (wife doesn't smoke) >she even shows a medical report claiming she suffered "forced a--- and genital insertions" >get full custody, child support and wife's gonna end up in a sex offender list >I ask daughter why she never told me any of this >admits it's all b-------, she found out about the affair a while ago and started hurting herself, got a friend to help with the genital stuff >"she ruined our family so I ruined her life So apparently I'm raising a complete psychopath. Welp, at least my ex got screwed over. Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)23:05:57 No.798956510 Based af. Buy her cool s--- and give her a super late curfew. Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)23:06:00 No.798956513 put me on the screencap for reddit

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Anon wants a hug | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/02/18 (Wed)18:48:52 No.45089266 >>45089296 File: 571.png (81 KB, 658x901) SZUL >go to hug mum >she dabs on me instead mummy no

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Anon made a Egyptian friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/31/21 (Sun)20:45:31 No.138718405 >Call Amazon customer service >I'm informed the call center guy is speaking from Egypt >Turns out to be the most ia 44 KB PNG professional, most polite call center guy I've ever interacted with >Thank him a lot >"Always at your service Sir" >Before leaving I ask him if he's actually Egyptian >"Yes" >congratulate him on his perfect Italian >"Thanks, I invite you to visit Egypt, the country of the the Sphinx and the Pyramids, one of the seven wonders of the world" >Haha wow thanks! >"I've worked with Italians before. You can visit my city which is located there near there, you'll love it there" >Thank him so much, and ask him his name again >He knows mine from the screen I felt /international/ love bliss bros. I now have a new Egyptian fren

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Anon’s GF does a lil bit of trolling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 111 KB JPG >mfw 06/06/21(Sun)21:27:47 No.64033474 >in bed with gf >she wants my attention >decides upon the best course of action >rams her fingers up my butthole >jesusfuckwoman >turn to her and ask w-- shes doing >"just a little bit of trolling" And i thought i was autistic.

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Anon's cuckold fantasy | /r/Greentext

1 Reply NEVER 6619965 27m (11/11 16:40) 70939465 2 Replies 7.jpg >Anon, this is a little awkward but...um...Ok, I'm *really* f------ horny and well...would you mind...y'know...driving me to Chad's place? My car is low on gas. >>70939458 (OP) What the f--- goes through your head when you make these posts?

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Fucking Redditards | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/11/22(Fri)00:00:44 No.70933150 >>70934535 >be me >post a well-thought out greentext >"haha wow the reddit f--- will like this one. I think ill post it tomorrow" >wake up to someone else who already did >got 10k upvotes >mfw Anonymous 11/11/22(Fri)00:04:36 No.70933185 You have to go back ittor Anonymous 11/11/22(Fri)00:06:33 No.70933206 >redditor >makes good posts pick one, f----- Anonymous 11/11/22(Fri)02:08:32 No.70934535 >>70933150 (OP) >be me >suck a well-thought-out penis >"haha wow the reddit f--- will like this one. I think ill post it tomorrow" >wake up to someone else who already did >got 10k upvotes >mfw

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Anon falls asleep at school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 11/10/22(Thu)09:47:38 No.888826796 >be me >fall asleep in end-of-year school hall assembly >suddenly, I wake up to everyone jumping out their seats >people start screaming from the top of their lungs >I get up as quickly as I can and jolt towards the door >some guy in my class thought I was running towards him >for some unfathomable reason, he decides to block my escape >he wraps his arms around me and lifts me off my feet >puts me down, but he's positively beaming at me >half asleep and out of breath, I manage to utter: >"What's going on? What's happening?" >"We did it!" he says >"We've won the House Cup!!!" >I turn around to see the headmaster of the school right behind me >he's old and gay, but somehow managed to grow one of the most magnificent beards I've ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes upon >He asks me: "You've won! Aren't you happy, young man?" >"Great," I say >"What kind of reward do I get?" >"Well, I - why, the House C-" >"So nothing then?" >I can see complete and utter disappointment wash over his face, followed by: >"LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE S---. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE MERIT OF THE HOUSE CUP! BECAUSE OF YOUR INSOLENCE, THE CUP NOW GOES TO RAVENCLAW INSTEAD. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU SCUM!!!!" he said, calmly.

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anon gets cocky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ASKMEN **** pes and says, "pred that und paa det 75 KB PNG 02/25/22(Fri)09:35:13 No.67566802 A girl approaches you and says, "pretend we're friends. I'm being followed." What would you do? 47 Replies / 5 Images : Anonymous >>67566802 (OP) # I'd tell them >you are not entitled to male protection It's that simple View Thread 02/25/22(Fri) 14:09:18 No.67568442

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Anon discovers the truth | /r/Greentext

11/11/22(Fri)12:31:12 No.888865825 >defeat jews >fall asleep >wake up in a weird lab >"congratulations, you beat the simulation" >"are you a jew?!" >"haha, no. the jews are fictional, Al controlled people we created for our simulation. the purpose of which was to see how long it would take humanity to break out of centuries of propaganda by an inherently evil group of people. welcome to the real world, anon. there are no jews here." : Anonymous TH 31 KB JPG >on your way out of the lab back to your house >you kinda get lost in the building and came across the "writer's room" >you sneak inside >what you see there eliminates any doubts in your mind >walls are covered with concept art of jews >lore notes and documents regarding their history and schemes >h--------, they really are fictional! merely an artist's twisted creation! >you hear the door creak >the writer steps in >"i'm sorry what i have put humanity through, but we needed true, satanic evil for this project." >you recognize the mustache >the madlad self inserted himself into the lore

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The key to tranquillity is to cope without seething | /r/Greentext

File: aurelius.jpg (59 KB, 474x711) Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)14:10:11 No.888832460 >go out into the real world >have an unpleasant encounter >come home >turn computer on >make a meme about the incident >get called a liar because there's no f------ way someone would be as stupid and unreasonable as the other person was >get told I'm making up strawmen because no real person would actually behave in such an insane way irl >feel validated that I was correct >anxieties soothed >turn computer off

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anon is not happy with the status quo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)23:00:27 No.888843553 A 3645FD3F-A7F8-4A99-9A6B-32E578B18FDE.png 20 KB PNG : Anonymous >>888843553 (OP) # TOP KEK what's the point if you're born in america? you don't even get to live in your own cities it's all just brown and black people. you just have to work for 35 years to buy a house in idaho. 11/10/22(Thu)23:01:36 No.888843589

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