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: Anonymous Brazilian hookers are wild 147 KB JPG 11/10/22(Thu)10:23:44 No.70931399 >be me >brazilian single guy living in rio >life is good >a friend of mine one day tells me about this local h----- he knows about >interested.jpg >the legend says that she is super hot and sings while giving a b------ >w-- >a few days later I go to the place where she offers her services >mfw she actually exists >mfw she can actually sing and really well in fact >horny.jpg >pimp says she can only "do her thing" with the lights off >hornier.jpg >f--- it, I pay for it and go to her room >it's pitch black, and sure enough she does it >the best b------ I ever had and she's singing like an angel, not even gagging >wtf2 >my curiosity is killing me, I have to know how she's doing it >I turn the lights on without notice >see a cup with water and a glass eye inside >mfw The bitch gave eyejobs. 2 Replies View Thread

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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