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![File: N-008.png (283 KB, 523x567) RED WHITE & BI PARACH Anonymous 03/24/17 (Fri)11:29:31 No.726714895 [Reply] > be me > be in 2003 > firework night > britfag celebration of the torture of a catholic > Uncle reveals he's attached mice/guinea pigs to the rockets along with makeshift parachutes > fireworks start going off > no mice survive > wholesome family tradition begins > be one year later > more mice > family compete to see who can make the best parachutes > no mice survive > be in 2008 > first successful landing > first firework day trophy is awarded to my sister > still no survivors though > baby steps > be in 2015 > great year for rocket riders > 11 survive > mfw I still haven't won a trophy > pic related > be in 2010 > first survivor touches down > big celebration > we begin breeding the mice to save money > survivor is used as stud to selectively breed an ubermaus race of rocket riders > be in 2011 > we are getting good at this > survival rate has reached -5 per year > survivors are sent back up clearly they are the best specimens > need to stay competetive to win the trophy and newly introduced monetary prize](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/470/368/ae9.png "Kerbal Space Program | /r/Greentext")
