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Anonymous (ID: Vt8pEmkG) 03/10/13(Sun)19:34:55 No.464243403 Replies: >>464245453 >>464246009 >>464249976 >>464250068 >>464253393 File: 1362958495180.jpg-(10 KB, 490x290, Hicks.jpg) >>464240006 I've fapped to this lass a number of times. I regret nothing. I'll occasionally wonder what it's like to talk to her for awhile, using my beginner's poker skills to maintain a straight- face while she gurgles and giggles and blows spit bubbles. I'll smile when I think she's flirting, or telling me about her hobbies, which invariably include clapping, singing Sesame Street songs and laughing at inappropriate moments. I'll pat her cat and tell her how beautiful it looks (but not as beautiful as she does.) Then, when I've reduced her to a shuddering wreck of infatuation, I'll kiss her. Softly, at first, looking into her Mongol eyes and telling her how hot this is. Slowly, we'll begin to passionately embrace each other, reveling in our retarded lust, succumbing to our long-suppressed desires. I'll carry her to my bed, kissing her pale-white skin and caressing her troglodyte face while I maintain that eye-contact with those soulless dead eyes of hers. She knows she's mine, now. As do I. As we consummate our lust, our bodies sweating, my thrusts matching hers, her drool falling onto my stomach as she rides me, not entirely sure why it feels so pleasurable for her but unable to hold back even if she tried to, her moans would become Chewbacca-like roars of glorious, uncontained climax before she fell on top of me, cooing in my ear in that unintelligble language of hers. I would erupt furiously inside her, impregnating her mongol eggs with my seed, creating the Antichrist. We would lay there for awhile, breathing heavily, giggling like teenaged schoolgirls who've discovered something new and forbidden, before regaining our stamina and going again. And again.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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