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: Anonymous had a Chad moment 92 KB JPG 10/24/22(Mon)17:02:11 No.70710207 >be myself at college >sitting at the cafeteria alone >classmates are ordering food >minding my business >laughing at memes on my phone >this strange goth girl passes by >couple of mins later >she passes by from another direction >comes up to my table >"You seem lonely.. something something mumble".. >no, my friends are ordering food, but you can sit if you like, smile >stays standing, looks left and right >"Oh, ok.. mumble mumble mumble..." >leaves without a bye or anything >confuse.. I learned something. I could have shot her down right away which I wanted but instead told her please sit let's chat. I wouldn't do anything because she did a grave mistake that I noticed and I guarantee a million of r9k frens do this daily. She insulted me in the opening. It should be, hi, can I sit with you? But she said "you look lonely". I felt insulted. F--- you bitch! She lost before we started. Anyways, I had this rare inside Chad moment and wanted to tell you my learning. Open nicely with a compliment, don't be an a------, "oh you look confused, need directions," "hey you look like a lonely sack of potatoes ". F--- that, you will be shot down in a split of a second.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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