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SO THIS BROISLIKE LORD IM PARALYZED. "SO1 Go, DUDE STAND UP AND EMBRACE ME BRO! MARK 2: 1-12 quickmeme.com

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Then my dad gave my mix tape to satan and thats where hellcame from Dustoffthebible.com

And mymom was like"Jesus gogetsome more wine. Solsaid "woman, ain't nobody got time for that, gimmie that water." Dustoffthebible.com

SOTHIS GUY WAS LIKELORD,I CAN'T WALK,HEAL ME" BEEN SKIPPING LEG DAY.

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SOLWAS LIKE, "YO ABRAHAM, YOU SHOULD SACRIFICE YOUR SON" THEN I WAS LIKE, "WOAH, I WAS JUST KIDDING, BRO"

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SO THEY WERE ALL WE ARE GONNA STONE THIS CHICK ANDI WAS LIKE, "PSSH ·LIKEYOU NEVERP" quickmeme.com

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SOIWAS LIKE BRO,DO YOU WANT SOMEONETO DOTHA TOYOU? WELL, THENDONT DO IT TO THEM. quickmeme.com

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SOIWAS LIKE, "NO MORE WINEA IGOT THIS S---" MARK 8:00:85 quickmeme.com

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