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Story Time Jesus, "mix tape"

Then my dad gave my mix tape to satan and thats where hellcame from Dustoffthebible.com
Then my dad gave my mix tape to satan and thats where hellcame from Dustoffthebible.com

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Story Time Jesus, "ain't got time for water"

And mymom was like"Jesus gogetsome more wine. Solsaid "woman, ain't nobody got time for that, gimmie that water." Dustoffthebible.com
And mymom was like"Jesus gogetsome more wine. Solsaid "woman, ain't nobody got time for that, gimmie that water." Dustoffthebible.com

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Story Time Jesus, "heal my legs"

SOTHIS GUY WAS LIKELORD,I CAN'T WALK,HEAL ME" BEEN SKIPPING LEG DAY.
SOTHIS GUY WAS LIKELORD,I CAN'T WALK,HEAL ME" BEEN SKIPPING LEG DAY.

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Story Time Jesus, "and that's why I told Bush to preemptively strike Iraq"

And that's whyl told Bushto reemutively strike [rau Dustoffthebible.com
And that's whyl told Bushto reemutively strike [rau Dustoffthebible.com

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The lesser of two evils

WHEN GIVEN TWO EVIL CHOICES ALWAYS CHOOSE THE ONE THATS LESS EVILBECAUSEITS A WASTE TO DO THE RIGHT THING IFNOBODYELSE IS DOING IT.
WHEN GIVEN TWO EVIL CHOICES ALWAYS CHOOSE THE ONE THATS LESS EVILBECAUSEITS A WASTE TO DO THE RIGHT THING IFNOBODYELSE IS DOING IT.

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Listen carefully!

Okay everyone, now listen carefully. I don't want to end up with 4 different versions of this!
Okay everyone, now listen carefully. I don't want to end up with 4 different versions of this!

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The Origin of the Taiping Rebellion

SO MY BRO WAS LIKE, "DAD! I WANNA GO TO EARTH, TOO! AND DAD SAID, "OKAY KIDDO, YOU CANGO TO CHINA OR SOMETHING WHEN I'M NOT BUSY made on imgur
SO MY BRO WAS LIKE, "DAD! I WANNA GO TO EARTH, TOO! AND DAD SAID, "OKAY KIDDO, YOU CANGO TO CHINA OR SOMETHING WHEN I'M NOT BUSY made on imgur

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SOILIKE WENT TOTHE FUTURE THE OTHER DAY ANDIWAS LIKE W-- MARIJUANA IS ILLEGAL? quickmeme.com
SOILIKE WENT TOTHE FUTURE THE OTHER DAY ANDIWAS LIKE W-- MARIJUANA IS ILLEGAL? quickmeme.com

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Jesus: Who embalmed me

Alright, who embalmed me? nearly tripped twice
Alright, who embalmed me? nearly tripped twice

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His Prayers

So im listenina to his pravers and this n----- asks me for some p---- 0 0 So l came to him in a dream and said not even l can help you with that
So im listenina to his pravers and this n----- asks me for some p---- 0 0 So l came to him in a dream and said not even l can help you with that

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