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: Anonymous 4chan Post from a Parallel Uni(...) 49 KB JPG 10/15/22(Sat)16:29:40 No.70594739 I'm not a superstitious person, but there's something about me that just seems to make technology break down. Everywhere I go, computers crash, printers malfunction, and cell phones die. It's like I have some sort of power to cause technical equipment to critical failure. Some people say it's because I'm a magnet for bad luck. Others say I just don't know how to use technology properly. But I think there might be something more to it than that. Maybe there's some kind of frequency that I emit that disrupts the delicate balance of electronics and causes them to malfunction. Whatever the reason, it's become a running joke among my friends and family. They all know that if they need something to break, all they have to do is ask me to touch it. So, if you're having any problems with your technology, just give me a call. I'll be happy to come over and give it a try. >>70595065 # : Anonymous >>70594739 (OP) # Break the main servers of google, apple, fb pls 10/15/22(Sat)16:45:14 No.70594823

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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