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Anonymous 31 KB JPG 06/13/22(Mon)09:29:41 No.69026944 >wake up one day, decide to do something stupid >go to mom, say i've done this day 86 times already >mom opens her mouth >"wait I know what your gonna say, dont bother" >run outside, walk infront of car and tell them theyre gonna get into a crash on the next street so look out >come back in, mom is surprised >tell mom that since the day is gonna loop, Im just gonna r--- her again >she immediately runs for the door but tell her I will catch her again if she goes that way >she stops, panics and just gets on her knees >f--- her brains out all day >tell her in one of my loops I followed dad to work and he just f---- his secretary >she cries >next day >in bed with her >tell her the loop finally ended thanks to her and that yesterday must have been how God wanted it >calls dad asking for divorce >guy from the car walks by my door, thanks me for the warning saving his life >w-- dating mom now though, I have no idea why I did this

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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