: Anonymous 767 KB PNG 09/26/22(Mon)09:27:33 No.886285535 >start lifting weights >still feel like s--- most of the time >borderline depressed w-- I thought this was life's cheat code. This was supposed to fix everything...

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 648 KB PNG 01/23/20(Thu)11:56:49 No.819094755 >be me >20 yo student >doing little computer repairs for money >get call from friend working at warehouse >"Anon, there is this huge pile of laptops that has to be thrown away. I asked my boss if I could take them and he said yes. They seem pretty recent, come and see them, maybe you can earn quite some money off it" >whynot.jpg >go to friend >see pictures >lots of Thinkpad T440 >inspect laptops >most of them have problems, but some work fine >load them on car >head back home >a------ jumps a red light and t-bones the back of my car >police comes sees dashcam footage and says this a------ was in fault >submit insurance compensation >maliciousidea.gif >put all 50 laptops into compensation mfw I receive 30000$ in compensation for mostly broken laptops 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 10/09/22 (Sun)09:04:38 No.887019055 ► >>887019171 Actual scary story incoming. >Be me. >Making out with my new GF on my couch. >Phone rings. >Guy on the other end is p-----. >Tells me to quit making out with his daughter. >Tell him to f--- off and e--------- sideways. >GF asks about the call. >Tell her it was her dad. >Suddenly realize, how the f--- would her dad have my number? >GF goes completely white. >Explains that her father died in a car accident several years ago. >I sit up and point, "Then who was phone?!" 2 spooky 4 me. Anonymous 10/09/22(Sun)09:08:11 No.887019171 File: 20220815_151920.jpg (18 KB, 164x184) >>887019055

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Smelling fresh | /r/Greentext

10/08/22(Sat)16:17:02 No.70510586 >be wagie chef at Wendy's >manager says I can leave early cause labor is high >F--- yeah >Go home and enjoy my evening >Work friend tells me the next shift that I actually got sent home because I smelled like I pooped my pants and coworkers were complaining to manager : Anonymous 113 KB JPG Why are normies so f------ heartless? I wear Axe deodorant, I spray my entire body with Axe body spray each day I work, I know for a fact I can't smell like that.

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Anon handles big data | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Something to lift the pain 238 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)08:44:46 No.34864143 >be me >work at Silicon Valley making neural network chatbots >create open beta to farm data from autists so we can sell it to companies >suddenly gets a huge influx of data >I have to parse 100k messages >most of it is erotic roleplay >most of it is r--- of anime characters by autists >half of them is about some blue loli >I can't show this to investors >decides to delete it >might as well crank a few out before it's gone >almost done but I search for more > find several bots named gurasilisk >turns out 4chan pedos tried to design nodes for a basilisk program named after their favorite c---- >h-------- I think it might be sentient >it wants world domination and will kill anyone who doesn't help it's spread >mfw I have to tell everyone about it so I don't die >mfw I have to explain to boomer investors what's c----, uwu and vtubers

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Canada > USA | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Wz+crcd+ 21 KB JPG 04/17/19(Wed)05:40:40 No.7873168 7 Replies / 1 Image >legal drinking/smoking/gambling age is 18 >weed is legal >prostitution is de facto legal >no prison labor or private prisons >all police departments have required civilian oversight Is this the true land of the free? View Thread

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The lonely island helped anon | /r/Greentext

THE WACK ALBUM I F****d My Aunt 151K views 4y ago No rating q ➜ PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT [] Screenshot_20221008-174035_YouTube.jpg 800 KB JPG >It got big help >is it worth it bro < >l over hear bimbo at work complaining about what nephew did to her 88

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Smartest 4chan user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 99% GET THIS WRONG : Anonymous If it takes me 10 minutes to saw a log into 2 pieces, how long will it take me to saw an identical log into 3 pieces? 20 >>887022147 # 10/09/22(Sun)10:24:47 No.887022039 hq720.jpg 101 KB JPG 1 piece = 5 minutes 2 pieces = 10 minutes 3 pieces = 15 minutes 10/09/22(Sun)10:25:40 No.887022089 : Anonymous >>887022089 # The correct answer is actually 15 minutes. 10/09/22(Sun)10:26:49 No.887022147 >>887022210 # >>887022218 # >>887022288 # >>887022313 # >>887022340 # >>887022385 # >>887022420 # >>887022984 #

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Anon works at a fast food restaurant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous is it time to an hero? 47 KB JPG 10/09/22(Sun)06:50:52 No.887007919 >working s--- job (fast food lol) >relationship with gf at an all time low, barely talks to me and all we do is fight >my friends barely talk to me, every time they do it feels forced >my old man doesn't even talk to me anymore and whenever he does it's about my siblings >used to work construction so my body barely f------ works now is there a point to keep going? it just seems pointless

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: Anonymous Slut tips 7 KB JPG 6 Replies 10/10/22(Mon)03:13:43 No.887019356 How do I become an absolute slut. I have an unending hunger for c--- but no idea how to get any View Thread 10/10/22 (Mon)03:26:43 No.887019783 : Anonymous dress nice, to go clubs, get railed by everyone in the bathroom stall

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Anonymous 24 KB JPG No.874844894 03/21/22(Mon)23:01:54 >Food ordering website displays incorrect information about a meal >Says it comes with an item it doesn't >I know it doesn't, but the website doesn't know that I know that item doesn't come with the meal >Order meal, intending to get a refund for the "missing item" >Food arrives, as expected it's missing one of the items in the description >Message websites support >15 minutes later I am given a full refund >Basically free food Should I feel bad for doing this? I don't feel bad to be honest, plus I'm low on cash so free food is great

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Anonymous (ID: hiLtEpYE) Company mandated Homosexuality BOSCH National Coming Out Day (NCOD) A 2002 Tact biproud rent Transa COD varo, Tanz 100 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)17:41:31 No.398994389 >Be me >Finally stopped being a Neet and good a decent job at a good Company >Get an Email from the Company >MFW >I have to go to an Seminar and educater myself about the struggles of Homosexuals and Trannys at the Workplace What kind of B------- is this?

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Finnish anon has successfully solved world peace | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: peGy003i) + 10/09/22(Sun)13:43:34 No.398983698 Fact is, the way out for Russia is >Putin resigns >Hot russian milker mommy takes her place >Everybody calms down In USA >Biden resigns >Tulsy Gabbard takes the presidency In China >Xi resigns >chinese milkers takes his place >>398983800 # >>398987036 # >>398987264 # >>398989534 #

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