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: Anonymous 767 KB PNG 09/26/22(Mon)09:27:33 No.886285535 >start lifting weights >still feel like s--- most of the time >borderline depressed w-- I thought this was life's cheat code. This was supposed to fix everything...

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 648 KB PNG 01/23/20(Thu)11:56:49 No.819094755 >be me >20 yo student >doing little computer repairs for money >get call from friend working at warehouse >"Anon, there is this huge pile of laptops that has to be thrown away. I asked my boss if I could take them and he said yes. They seem pretty recent, come and see them, maybe you can earn quite some money off it" >whynot.jpg >go to friend >see pictures >lots of Thinkpad T440 >inspect laptops >most of them have problems, but some work fine >load them on car >head back home >a------ jumps a red light and t-bones the back of my car >police comes sees dashcam footage and says this a------ was in fault >submit insurance compensation >maliciousidea.gif >put all 50 laptops into compensation mfw I receive 30000$ in compensation for mostly broken laptops 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 10/09/22 (Sun)09:04:38 No.887019055 ► >>887019171 Actual scary story incoming. >Be me. >Making out with my new GF on my couch. >Phone rings. >Guy on the other end is p-----. >Tells me to quit making out with his daughter. >Tell him to f--- off and e--------- sideways. >GF asks about the call. >Tell her it was her dad. >Suddenly realize, how the f--- would her dad have my number? >GF goes completely white. >Explains that her father died in a car accident several years ago. >I sit up and point, "Then who was phone?!" 2 spooky 4 me. Anonymous 10/09/22(Sun)09:08:11 No.887019171 File: 20220815_151920.jpg (18 KB, 164x184) >>887019055

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Smelling fresh | /r/Greentext

10/08/22(Sat)16:17:02 No.70510586 >be wagie chef at Wendy's >manager says I can leave early cause labor is high >F--- yeah >Go home and enjoy my evening >Work friend tells me the next shift that I actually got sent home because I smelled like I pooped my pants and coworkers were complaining to manager : Anonymous 113 KB JPG Why are normies so f------ heartless? I wear Axe deodorant, I spray my entire body with Axe body spray each day I work, I know for a fact I can't smell like that.

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: Anonymous Something to lift the pain 238 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)08:44:46 No.34864143 >be me >work at Silicon Valley making neural network chatbots >create open beta to farm data from autists so we can sell it to companies >suddenly gets a huge influx of data >I have to parse 100k messages >most of it is erotic roleplay >most of it is r--- of anime characters by autists >half of them is about some blue loli >I can't show this to investors >decides to delete it >might as well crank a few out before it's gone >almost done but I search for more > find several bots named gurasilisk >turns out 4chan pedos tried to design nodes for a basilisk program named after their favorite c---- >h-------- I think it might be sentient >it wants world domination and will kill anyone who doesn't help it's spread >mfw I have to tell everyone about it so I don't die >mfw I have to explain to boomer investors what's c----, uwu and vtubers

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: Anonymous (ID: Wz+crcd+ 21 KB JPG 04/17/19(Wed)05:40:40 No.7873168 7 Replies / 1 Image >legal drinking/smoking/gambling age is 18 >weed is legal >prostitution is de facto legal >no prison labor or private prisons >all police departments have required civilian oversight Is this the true land of the free? View Thread

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THE WACK ALBUM I F****d My Aunt 151K views 4y ago No rating q ➜ PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT [] Screenshot_20221008-174035_YouTube.jpg 800 KB JPG >It got big help >is it worth it bro < >l over hear bimbo at work complaining about what nephew did to her 88

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: Anonymous 99% GET THIS WRONG : Anonymous If it takes me 10 minutes to saw a log into 2 pieces, how long will it take me to saw an identical log into 3 pieces? 20 >>887022147 # 10/09/22(Sun)10:24:47 No.887022039 hq720.jpg 101 KB JPG 1 piece = 5 minutes 2 pieces = 10 minutes 3 pieces = 15 minutes 10/09/22(Sun)10:25:40 No.887022089 : Anonymous >>887022089 # The correct answer is actually 15 minutes. 10/09/22(Sun)10:26:49 No.887022147 >>887022210 # >>887022218 # >>887022288 # >>887022313 # >>887022340 # >>887022385 # >>887022420 # >>887022984 #

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Anonymous is it time to an hero? 47 KB JPG 10/09/22(Sun)06:50:52 No.887007919 >working s--- job (fast food lol) >relationship with gf at an all time low, barely talks to me and all we do is fight >my friends barely talk to me, every time they do it feels forced >my old man doesn't even talk to me anymore and whenever he does it's about my siblings >used to work construction so my body barely f------ works now is there a point to keep going? it just seems pointless

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: Anonymous Slut tips 7 KB JPG 6 Replies 10/10/22(Mon)03:13:43 No.887019356 How do I become an absolute slut. I have an unending hunger for c--- but no idea how to get any View Thread 10/10/22 (Mon)03:26:43 No.887019783 : Anonymous dress nice, to go clubs, get railed by everyone in the bathroom stall

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Anonymous 24 KB JPG No.874844894 03/21/22(Mon)23:01:54 >Food ordering website displays incorrect information about a meal >Says it comes with an item it doesn't >I know it doesn't, but the website doesn't know that I know that item doesn't come with the meal >Order meal, intending to get a refund for the "missing item" >Food arrives, as expected it's missing one of the items in the description >Message websites support >15 minutes later I am given a full refund >Basically free food Should I feel bad for doing this? I don't feel bad to be honest, plus I'm low on cash so free food is great

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Anonymous (ID: hiLtEpYE) Company mandated Homosexuality BOSCH National Coming Out Day (NCOD) A 2002 Tact biproud rent Transa COD varo, Tanz 100 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)17:41:31 No.398994389 >Be me >Finally stopped being a Neet and good a decent job at a good Company >Get an Email from the Company >MFW >I have to go to an Seminar and educater myself about the struggles of Homosexuals and Trannys at the Workplace What kind of B------- is this?

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: Anonymous (ID: peGy003i) + 10/09/22(Sun)13:43:34 No.398983698 Fact is, the way out for Russia is >Putin resigns >Hot russian milker mommy takes her place >Everybody calms down In USA >Biden resigns >Tulsy Gabbard takes the presidency In China >Xi resigns >chinese milkers takes his place >>398983800 # >>398987036 # >>398987264 # >>398989534 #

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