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: Anonymous 220 KB PNG 10/03/22(Mon)04:16:59 No.70440068 I feel like I've gone insane and I can't take it anymore >28 year old retard, somehow convinced this girl to date me, I've been head over heels for her >feel like I've won the lottery, don't know how a guy like me lucked into dating a girl like this >recently bought a new car because my old one was a junker and I wanted to impress this girl >but ever since I bought the car, she had been treating me differently and it took me a while to figure out she was being standoffish and we were nowhere near as close as before I bought the car >struggle to understand what is going on, try to ignore it >she called me and told me she wanted to break up >I keep asking her why and she keeps refusing to tell me >I get angry and yell at her "Just f------ tell me if you're cheating on me, I just want to know" >She screams back at me "I GOT THE ICK WHEN I SAW HOW FAR YOU HAVE TO REACH TO CLOSE THE CAR DOOR" >I'm dumbfounded and just say "What?" >She starts crying and says "It's not your fault, I just got the ick when I saw how far you had to reach to close the door when you get in the car. It gave me the ick, it's not your fault, I'm sorry" >She hangs up and I'm just left there feeling like I took a thousand crazy pills

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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45 KB JPG Why don't you: >shave that body >get laser hair removal >throw out all your male underwear and replace them with cute panties >invest in stuff like nail polish, makeup and girls clothes >diet to become close to underweight BMI You can become such a cute boy if you did all of these steps anon Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)00:48:54 No.69362918 Sounds like a lot of effort to get disowned

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Anon avoids the friendzone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 09/23/22(Fri)05:28:37 No.70317969 >become gym buddy with coworker >one day she starts talking about the kind of guy she likes: tall, blonde, surfer dude etc >description is clearly not me so this must mean she's not into me >now that she's given the green light to be purely platonic I can just talk about whatever >tell her my type would be someone like Anonette from Other Department >she immediately ends the conversation, says she needs to go and hasn't texted again alright

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Аnоn is ассurаtе. . . | /r/Greentext

hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally - P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- Anonymous So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter

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Make it stop. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed)16:27:55 No.69136647 356 KB PNG >be me >about to enjoy a night watching Shrek 2 (2004) >got my popcorn >sitting in my chair with a blanket >the deer man starts speaking loudly in the voice of my deceased mother outside, trying to lure me outside I just wanted to relax

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)14:01:53 Im planning to poison my whole school with ricin. The day will be on the chocolate cake day. But i dont know how much of ricine i need to poison atleast 100 students. This will probably be the biggest school massacre in my country (i dont live in USA btw). Do you guys have any tips? (Pic not related) No.884974382 179 KB JPG

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Everyone deserves some love. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 76 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354 >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >>46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 #

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Anon is an internet boomer | /r/Greentext

6 KB JPG >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet

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r/greentext users after posting For the 6th time this week M @ Anonymous Be me 115 KB JPG instead 10/14/19(Mon)03:30:02 No.4289277 >walking home one night >Mugger comes out of nowhere >"Give me your wallet!" >Unload my FN Five-seveN on him >Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet

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anon likes helping people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Streamer 326 KB JPG 10/03/22(Mon)11:41:43 No.10416650 >be me >bored >goes on twitch >either thots or boring people >find good streamer >he's not very popular but funny >also not too good at game >I beat it on the highest difficulty >help him and tell him where the secrets are for the next 3 hours >he has too go >next day he starts streaming >join >"yo anon nice to see you" >feels good Pic unrelated Now I just help him with games and we talk while he streams it feels good to actually be helpful to someone for once View Thread

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Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)14:16:15 No.242889793 1663772757535693.jpg 202 KB JPG Remember, women like Lucy and Rebecca do NOT exist in real life. No modern women would ever die for you or mourn your death for the rest of their lives

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Anon is a brilliant military strategist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: f826+Nv9 Let me end the war in Ukraine 10/02/22(Sun)21:55:09 No.398055427 Give me 2 f------ weeks and I would truly end this stupid war for real. 4 Replies / 1 Image >Full mobilization, 3 million conscripts should do. >Begin invasion with a nuclear bomb on Kiev, send 3 million soldiers to blitzkrieg 2.88 MB WEBM the other major cities >Kill all civilians who don't immediately surrender on the spot. >Raze the entire country to the ground. Boom. War is over. Your welcome. View Thread

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: Anonymous feels good man u thanks boss 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me 6 Replies >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite View Thread

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: Anonymous 220 KB PNG 10/03/22(Mon)04:16:59 No.70440068 I feel like I've gone insane and I can't take it anymore >28 year old retard, somehow convinced this girl to date me, I've been head over heels for her >feel like I've won the lottery, don't know how a guy like me lucked into dating a girl like this >recently bought a new car because my old one was a junker and I wanted to impress this girl >but ever since I bought the car, she had been treating me differently and it took me a while to figure out she was being standoffish and we were nowhere near as close as before I bought the car >struggle to understand what is going on, try to ignore it >she called me and told me she wanted to break up >I keep asking her why and she keeps refusing to tell me >I get angry and yell at her "Just f------ tell me if you're cheating on me, I just want to know" >She screams back at me "I GOT THE ICK WHEN I SAW HOW FAR YOU HAVE TO REACH TO CLOSE THE CAR DOOR" >I'm dumbfounded and just say "What?" >She starts crying and says "It's not your fault, I just got the ick when I saw how far you had to reach to close the door when you get in the car. It gave me the ick, it's not your fault, I'm sorry" >She hangs up and I'm just left there feeling like I took a thousand crazy pills

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