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: Anonymous 220 KB PNG 10/03/22(Mon)04:16:59 No.70440068 I feel like I've gone insane and I can't take it anymore >28 year old retard, somehow convinced this girl to date me, I've been head over heels for her >feel like I've won the lottery, don't know how a guy like me lucked into dating a girl like this >recently bought a new car because my old one was a junker and I wanted to impress this girl >but ever since I bought the car, she had been treating me differently and it took me a while to figure out she was being standoffish and we were nowhere near as close as before I bought the car >struggle to understand what is going on, try to ignore it >she called me and told me she wanted to break up >I keep asking her why and she keeps refusing to tell me >I get angry and yell at her "Just f------ tell me if you're cheating on me, I just want to know" >She screams back at me "I GOT THE ICK WHEN I SAW HOW FAR YOU HAVE TO REACH TO CLOSE THE CAR DOOR" >I'm dumbfounded and just say "What?" >She starts crying and says "It's not your fault, I just got the ick when I saw how far you had to reach to close the door when you get in the car. It gave me the ick, it's not your fault, I'm sorry" >She hangs up and I'm just left there feeling like I took a thousand crazy pills

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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