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Anonymous 09/24/22(Sat)00:41:29 No.55298358 ► >>55298379 >>55298402 >>55298429 >>55298464 >>55298517 >>55303180 File: Here we go.jpg (59 KB, 640x640) >Russians love buying rare CS:GO skins as a hedge against inflation >Russians in the demographic to do this are now being conscripted en masse. >They will likely be killed in the Great Ook. >Their accounts will never be recovered. >Their skins are now permanently removed as a result. >This drives up the price of skins as the supply decreases due to the death of so many vatnik CS:GO players >MFW someone can inadvertently become an actual war profiteer thanks to a videogame.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat) 19:29:34 No.856693926 >WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BRUSH TWICE A DAY? >YOU WILL BUY THE BRUSH >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY SUGAR SAUCE >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY SUGAR DRINK >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY SUGAR STRING >YOU WILL RUB ALL THIS SUGAR ON YOUR TEETH TWICE A DAY >THEN ONCE A YEAR YOU WILL GO TO THE DENTIST WHO SAYS YOUR TEETH NEED TO BE REMOVED (YOU PAY) BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH SUGAR >WHY? SCIENCE SAYS INVISIBLE BUGS WILL EAT YOUR TEETH AWAY IF YOU DON'T I SCIENCE 249 KB PNG 43 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 5 KB PNG 08/12/22 (Fri)11:38:11 No.883764287 >be me >hold the door for nice old lady >"thank you, young man" >nearing completion of normal human interaction >so close >can say "you're welcome" or "my pleasure" redpillorbluepill.png >say both >"your pleasure" >silence >lady walks to her car God f------ damn it.

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: Anonymous A 8 KB JPG 08/24/22(Wed)06:09:52 No.69936452 >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne

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Anonymous 34 KB JPG 08/11/22(Thu)15:19:54 No.69770100 >be me >dating an 8.5/10 for 1 year >sex everyday >she wants to try something new >wants me to degrade her "you're dumb and your sister is better than you" >breaks up with me

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: Anonymous legal trouble 09/23/22(Fri)21:47:59 No.70320409 161 KB JPG >be mtf tran >have been shoplifting for the past 3 years at various stores >guess one specific store was building a case on me >try to shoplift again at this store >they catch me and call the cops >basically get arrested >released later on >could technically be a felony with the amount i did >have no idea what that means or how much exactly they caught with me and if it includes other stores and if my charges will be changed to reflect everything i did (felony) >get summons in mail to appear for court date well looks like im f-----. i already know im going to be with the males and just dont know how long (if i end up in prison). my parents are trying to get me a lawyer so i wont have to spend any time in prison, but still have anxiety. has anyone had experience with prison? is it that bad as everyone says? are they going to put me away from the others or something? i dont want to be with the general population and get r----.

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Anonymous 04/11/22 (Mon)23:15:54 No.129909308 random memory I remembered today >2004 >be 7 >mom is strict so I must go to sleep at 9pm even during summer holiday >her aunt passes away, she goes to the funeral and is only back by morning >want to see Shrek 2 in cinema >check cinema schedule >go to 6pm one with dad >accidentally checked yesterday's schedule, film started at 5pm with the next one starting at 8:30pm >upset.png >dad says he buys two tickets for the 8:30pm Shrek 2 >surprised.jpg >he says mom doesn't need to know, it'll be our secret >movie ended at 10:30pm >when we went home dad let me play Tony Hawk's Underground 'til 1 am

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Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)11:08:54 No.581852657 >specifically designed to kill Jedi 97 KB JPG : Anonymous >not even one Jedi was killed by it 12/17/21(Fri)11:10:32 No.581852794 your penis was designed to reproduce yet not even one girl has been f----- by it >>581852882 # >>581852907 # >>581853461 # >>581853567 # >>581853720 # >>581853840 # >>581854234 #

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: Anonymous (ID: k3eazSnQ) 70 KB JPG 09/26/20(Sat) 20:43:43 No.279414971 >on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her children and husband of 70 years she thinks of some homeless dude who f----- her in a boat trip for 2 days >millions of women consider this a great love story Why are women like this?

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: Anonymous 23 KB PNG 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >2005 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

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Anonymous 13 KB PNG 09/23/22 (Fri) 18:03:57 No.70319798 Is anyone here miserable and angry all the time >wake up lonely cold miserable and tired like always >start telling everyone to kill themselves >trip over something and yell f--- off >something gets in my way kick it and tell it to f--- off >knock over beer cans and dishes whenever i walk in my room >every person I talk to I call a retard and tell them to die Anonymous >every time I see a girl dressed like a w---- I want to throw rocks at her >chain vape all day and cough like an old smoker >have rageouts every couple hours >scream at video games >get piss drunk and angry every day 4 Replies View Thread 09/23/22 (Fri) 18:06:15 No.70319816 sounds miserable. Why so angry, maybe stop using 4chan.

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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 09/23/22(Fri)15:15:45 No.886118431 >be me, born in poorfag hillbilly ass bread with sugar eating family >"f--- this I'm gonna work and gtfo of this s-------" >work hard in school, go to grad school, get a $90,000 job >get off of benefits >every time I visit any doctor, bill is over $300 but used to be $0 >no free money for food stamps >live in a city for work so taxes are over 30% >live in a city so rent is 33%% of my income >barely anything left for other necessities Really want to become poor and go live in hillbilly land. It was less stress, less work, more comfort and convenience. And government actually gave a s--- in tough times like with medical bills. Why the f--- should I keep trying with a stupid career taking s--- from some s--- manager, for less comfort and same savings as my drunk ass granpa?

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