The MONA SPAMTON is Real

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THIS IS [History's First Fully Authentic] PAINTING, CREATED WITHOUT USING [Digital Assistance], BUT BY ACTUALLY USING [Oil] ON [Canvas]!!
EACH DETAIL HAS BEEN LOVINGLY [Smothered In Crude Oil] BY THE [Classics You've Come To Expect] WHO ALSO CREATED THE [Golden Bird Heaven Statue]!!!
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