Notes:

LIKE ANY [Big Shot] OF COURSE I HAVE MY OWN LINE OF [scented perfumes], THE [ladies & gentlemen] WILL BE [gagging],
for!
THIS [olfactory experience] IS SURE TO TURN [Heads and tails] WHEN YOU GET [Thrown out the window ] FOR LIGHTING IT IN THE [in-flight restroom]!
WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY [smell] LIKE? GLAD YOU ASKED !!! THAT, MY FRIEND IS AN [Industry secret], THAT I WILL [hopefully never know].