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2h (9/15 21:17). 70223825 1 Re 0 Img JPG 79KB (750 × 1024) Day in a life of Chad >wake up >drink 19 raw eggs in a single gulp >bench 1200 pounds and make any girl in 10 mile radius wet as I flex my abs >finish my daily 32 hour workout >call one of the bitches I know, Jessica (super hot model) >she says she wants to f--- >get into Lambo Gallardo and speed up to 700mph >pull up to Jessica's house with a sonic boom as I stop to a halt from 800mph to Omph in 3 miliseconds >f--- Jessica with 30 inch d--- while I hold her up with my left pinky and make her orgams 400 times >leave her a towel to wash herself off as I do a triple backflip into my lambo >go home >eat 80000 calories of high protein foods (lean bulking at 3% bodyfat) >read 20 books in 1 sitting >make online business deal for a 2000% profit >meditate for 6 hours >take shower at 0.1 degrees C above absolute zero temperature >sleep

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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