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: Anonymous 9:41 It looks like you've been in a crash. iPhone will trigger Emergency SOS if you don't respond. SOS Emergency Cal X Cancel 09/08/22(Thu)01:54:31 No.88494162 Crash Detection calls for help when you can't. iPhone 14 Pro can detect a severe car crash, then call 911 and notify your emergency contacts. 1637877089124.png 301 KB PNG How do they do it? 09/08/22(Thu)02:34:55 No.88494581 : Anonymous >>88494162 (OP) # >Imagine a 16 car pile up caused by an out of control electric semi on malfunctioning autopilot >16 Cars and one electric semi that is now on fire try to call 911. >dozens of apple watches and dozens of iphones all try to contact emergency services. >Emergency service's underfunded call server crashes >ultimately no one is dispatched >the electric semi sets all the electric cars on fire >no one can escape because the regular door handle requires power to work and the emergency door handle is in a separate hidden spot that no one knows about This is the future Apple envisions. >>88494871 # >>88495633 # >>88500254 # >>88500342 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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