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Anonymous 3 days ago >>32621316 (OP) not my story >be some dude 32623053 >go to friends garage to smoke salvia >lay on floor and toke >begin to sink into floor (OD scene from Trainspotting) >laughing >space dissolves and repatterns into completely different location >at some outside gathering I later find out is in small town in Texas >people come up and say hi, calling me some other name >laughing at how real this all seems >enjoy the trip because why not >eat food, talk to people who claim to be my close friends >waiting for trip to wear off >day ending, not sure what to do >start explaining my situation to people who seem to be my closest friends >one bro helps me to find my house and lets me know where I work >don't go to work >waiting for trip to wear off >have cushy job and that doesn't take any action about my not showing up >couple weeks pass, concerned friends telling me I need to go to work or I'll lose my job >finally relent >start explaining to everyone that something happened and I don't remember who they are so to please be patient with me >start adjusting to new routines >still waiting for trip to wear off >years pass, miss my wife and infant children >miss my old friends >life here is good but not my life >couple more years pass >start to accept that this is my life now >grieve the loss of my family >start to take interest in this new life I am living >make career plans, meet a woman >8 years have passed, finally owning new reality >wake up in friends garage >about 45 seconds have passed since I smoked >go home >hug wife and children >have emotional breakdown >overjoyed that I have my life back >tell family how much I missed them >event burned into kid's memories

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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