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![File: IMG_0721.jpg (45 KB, 720x540) In Loving Memory of our Princess CARRIE FISHER Anonymous 12/30/17(Sat)00:51:10 No.92385765 [Reply]► >>92387843 >watching The Last Jedi >movie ends >people slowly leaving the theater, as the credits roll >suddenly a scream >"JEDI ORDERI STAND UP FOR OUR GENERALI™ >bunch of nerds raise lightsaber toys up in the air What the actual f---.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/428/928/81d.png "Anon goes to the movies | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous 08/27/22(Sat)06:12:27 No.69977669 >you sit next to pic related, and occasionally talk to her too >she's basically your class's stacy, but also a genuinely kind and intelligent person >one day, you notice that she left her phone behind, so you decide to give it to her next period >but when you pick it up, you find out she left it unlocked 1.9 MB JPG >her image folder is full of pics of you that she discretely took, going all the way back to four years ago, a lot of them of you in public and not at school >there's a 50,000 word romance story she wrote about you dating her >she somehow knows your Steam, Twitter, and YouTube handles, despite you never linking those to your real identity >there's a folder called "For [your name]'s eyes only" with her acting out your fetishes, which she somehow knows What would you do in this situation? 16 Replies / 5 Images View Thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/428/855/b7d.jpg "Anon is completely unrealistic | /r/Greentext")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: ac9.jpg (33 KB, 720x703) IT'S NOT A WAR CRIME IF YOU WIN autism stories Anonymous 08/25/22(Thu)22:32:34 No.884536853 >be me >just turned 11, at my birthday party at the beach >in the middle of a watergun fight, my team is cornered and about to lose >idea.jpg >quickly open a nearby outhouse, gesture wildly at my boys to get in >they follow me in, i slam the door shut and lock it >i unscrew the cap of the watergun, whip my d--- out >>884537505 >"anon no" >disregard them, start pissing in the watergun and yell to the other team what i was doing >finish pissing, screw the cap back on and open the outhouse door pointing the gun at the enemy team >they surrender >mfw Anonymous 08/25/22(Thu)22:51:26 No.884537505 >>884536853 (OP) F------ based](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/428/718/d0b.png "F------ based autism stories | /r/Greentext")
