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: Anonymous Story time 08/23/22(Tue)12:18:06 No.884379597 >be me, shift manager at my local mcdonalds for 4 years >new recruits starting their shift >most of them are typical wagies who are familiar working at fast food restaraunts that usually require 0 37 KB JPG motivation or effort >realize store has had a policy where if you catch an employee stealing food without paying for it and report it you get 25$ >man 25$ sounds great >have guy working on fried products whos still learning the ropes, high school kid who has clearly never worked at mcdonalds before >around 6 pm, everythings pretty slow moving so make sure to bust everyones ass so everything is clean and nobody is just sitting around doing nothing except for fried product kid since hes new >ahh everything is normal, everyone is busting their ass cleaning for me while i get to sit back and not do s--- because im the f------ manager >make sure to closely watch new kid while not looking too suspicious >about an hour of only a few customers, i notice fried products kid has been eating fries >walk up to him while hes stealing another fry >me: What the f--- are you doing? >kid: Nothing just waiting for something to do >me: Did you pay for those fries? >kid: Uhh no >me: You're not supposed to be eating fries. >kid: Oh i thought- someone told me it was alright >me: Its f------ not alright. >kid stares at me >me: You realize you can get fired right? >kid is visibly s------- his pants >me: Im f------ calling corporate >walk away to call corporate, kid is standing there watching me awkwardly >gm tells me to tell the kid hes fired >kid comes up to manager's office to try and apologize >me: You're fired, get the f--- out. >mfw bag secured

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