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I, Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, shall find for myself a most suitable wife! She must be cut from the most noble of cloths! She must be refined and dignified, able to navigate the complex world of the aristocracy with grace and tact! She must come from a most prosperous and powerful lineage so that, through our union, prosperity and stability shall reign over Gloucester territory and its people! For Goddess' sake, woman, put down the f------ jug and go home! You've drunk enough ale to kill f------ stables! entire Six Years Later... Hey, hey (hic) Lorenz! Lorenz! Come over, me and the lads are gonna (hic) play blindfolded hatchet darts! We need you to act as the target, 'kay? Don't (hic) move too much, okay? Reggie said he'd pay for the drinks if (hic) I win! There you are, ya f-----! You owe me a King's ransom and a half! You're not getting away this time! 45mu ...I want that one WELL SAID, MY BOY! I CAN SEE I RAISED YOU WELL. I'M SURE YOU WILL CHOOSE A FINE LADY AS YOUR SPOUSE. Dimitri was a boar but Guys, I think Reggie's dead. this woman is a beast. I...can't...feel...my...legs... LORENZ YOU MOTHERFU-

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Lorenz finds himself a wife


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Uploaded Aug 19, 2022 at 10:01PM EDT

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