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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed)17:01:48 No.69755198 >get a text from my manager in the group chat >PLEASE, WHOEVER IS OFF TODAY CAN YOU PLEASE VOLUNTEER TO COME IN? ANYBODY? WE'RE UNDERSTAFFED! Lol, no thanks. I'm gonna j------- to hentai and smoke pot all day.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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>married, with a six year old daughter >wife hates violent videogames and doesn't want me playing them with daughter in same room >my little girl loves some of the violent stuff, but I do draw the line obviously >she absolutely loves, loves, loves Raiden, Sam, and the MGR: R cast of characters. Mostly likes Raiden and Sam over the rest of them. >get a phonecall from school, saying she was in a fight. >have to leave work and address this mess >principal explains to me that she punched a boy who made fun of her, stood over him and said, "Show me a good time, Jack." >I almost, almost started to laugh and had to brush it off like a cough. >had to ball my fist over my mouth, excuse myself. >"Anon, do you have any idea where she learned this?" >"No sir, but I will talk to her about it." >We made it five steps into the parking lot before I lost my s---, imagining my daughter standing over some little s--- with her arms spread saying, "Show me a good time, Jack." >got her ice cream, had a heart to heart, and had to play it down when wifey got home Kids are a treat sometimes.

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: Anonymous 08/10/22(Wed)07:30:43 No.883633418 >Be me, Dr. Anon. >Spend 9 years going through medical school, residency, and fellowship >Get a job in the ER. >A lady comes in, overdosed on Fentanyl >Narcan, put her in the vent for airway protection. >She finally wakes up. Buck f------ wild on the vent. I talk to the ICU doctor, he says no reason to admit her. She's good and we'd have to really sedate her to keep her on the vent. >Take her off the vent. Bites me. Draws blood >Refuses to take a HIV or hepatitis test. Have to take the prophylaxis. Get diarrhea. 50 KB PNG >Her boyfriend comes. He's a "club promoter." Thanks me for saving her life. Tries to recruit a couple of nurses to make a movie with him. Security kicks him out. >$400,000 in student debt >I was a weeb in high school and college. Never left my room, just drew s----- manga, and s--- posted on 4Chan. Decided to straighten my life out >Look at me now. FML

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anon is a prophet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HOLY BIBLE KING JAMES VERON 234 KB JPG 07/14/22(Thu)00:43:46 No.69400717 I'm a (diagnosed) autistic incel. When I was a child I liked to read but my mother only had a Bible, so I memorized entire sections of it. I met a 37 year-old woman a while ago (I'm 22) and she ended up believing (for whatever reason) that I'm a prophet of God. I am very lonely so I started to entertain her delusion and now I feel like I can't come back. We are together and she says she considers herself my wife. I like her and she behaves like a mommy gf so I don't want to lose her but I feel like this s--- will end up crashing and burning. What the f--- should I do?

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anon is dreadful (repost because i broke rule 4) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 59 KB JPG 03/31/21 (Wed)17:56:24 No.63001106 >Feel like I should be doing something >Don't know what >Vague sense of uneasiness that I'm not doing it

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Anon picked the wrong side | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous My 8 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed)06:41:50 No.69753491 >it's Odin mfw >be me >atheist ass the whole life >on my deathbed >really want to see heaven before going to the void >murmur "I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior" as breathing the last breath >everything becomes white, I can see a gate >"aww sweet this is heaven"

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Anon outsmarts his superiors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.852792905 19 KB JPG >be me >Tuesday at school >it's 5th period and I'm bored as s--- >turn to my friend and say "don't come to school on may 2nd lol >next day I get called into the guidance counselors office >start talking about how they think I'm dangerous and that I'm gonna shoot up the school >mfw May 2nd is a f------ sunday

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Anon wanted a rifle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 309 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)13:26:33 No.54721473 >be me >14yo >birthday, asked for a rifle so dad takes me to cabelas gun library >interested in milsurp, spot a No.4 Mk.1 Enfield >$400 >reach out >intercepted by picrel >smiles at me, says "sorry bud" >unironically tips hat >only other surp is out of budget or 91/30 Mosin nagant >end up buying mossberg 590 I f------ know you're on here you fat bastard. F--- YOU. That Rifle is now >800 dollars.

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Anon doesn’t understand why Liverpool is named the way it is | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/10/22 (Wed)21:27:51 No.69753565 >liverpool >not a giant pool full of livers

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: Anonymous MY GOD HE'S NOT EVEN IRONIC 578 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)21:57:16 No.883597694 > hey anons. > I met someone on a game i play and they asked me if i had a discord to add me. > I complied and added them, we talked for a while and hit it off, we both share a lot of similar interests and love for similar things such as music, food, shows and games. > They also told me they were a femboy, I didnt mind and we kept talking casually. >>883597929 # > recently they have started calling me stuff like "senpai" and making more sexual jokes and references such as last night they said "good night daddy :3" > i just played it off as a joke. > are they also joking or am i in too deep? Anonymous >>883597694 (OP) # n..no senpai, you need to stuff his b..bussy 08/09/22(Tue)21:59:54 No.883597834

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Anon watches Andrew Tate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Andrew tate ruined my internet 08/10/22(Wed)15:28:25 No.69751223 32 KB JPG >people wont stop talking about this dude >Andrew tate this and that >Friends and cousins sharing andrew tate stuff >Nephews sharing andrew tate stuff >Coworker: you know andrew tate? Basicaly he's this guy that >Sick of all of it and decide to check him >Watch one video >He's like one of those 9 step program to being successful kind of guy while saying woman bad >Decide to check another video >Same s--- >Stop and go to sleep >Wake up check phone for news and youtube >Phone is now full of andrew tate suggestions, articles and youtube recommendations WHAT THE F--- I DON'T EVEN HATE OR LIKE THIS GUY I GET HOW HE GOT HIS AUDIENCE BUT WHAT THE F--- MY FEED IS NOW FULL OF THIS F------ GUY'S FACE AFTER JUST CHECKING ONE OR TWO VIDEOS ABOUT HIM I CAN'T EVEN F------ ESCAPE HIM IN REAL LIFE WHY ARE THEY SHILLING THIS F------ GUY ONTO PEOPLE SO MUCH??? HOW DO I RESET MY INTERNET FEED??

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Anonymous 42 KB PNG 07/10/22(Sun)10:59:36 No.881767997 >be me >have a female coworker >not attracted to her at all >find out we live in the same building >It's dark out, so I offer to walk home with her. She accepts >we go home after work a couple times, she did 90% of the talking and it was nice >again, still not interested in her >out of the blue, another coworker tells me that she's lesbian and taken >find out that said coworker told him to tell me >we never walk home again together I'm not mad at her, I'm just confused how she equated walking home together with romantic interest. I thought I was just being kind

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Anon doesn't get the orange juice | /r/Greentext

1h (8/10 7:14). 69753665 11 Re. 0 Img JPG 49KB (432 × 435) : why do people do s--- like this? >be me yesterday >be in kitchen getting something to drink >roommate "is there still any orange juice?" >just saw it in the fridge so say yes >he doesn't say anything >i get tap water and leave >he gets mad at me "WHERE IS MY ORANGE JUICE?" >i'm confused, i tell him in the fridge >"WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME A GLASS?" did this n----- really expect me to get him a glass from that question? tell me r9k, am i autistic or is he just retarded?

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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed)17:01:48 No.69755198 >get a text from my manager in the group chat >PLEASE, WHOEVER IS OFF TODAY CAN YOU PLEASE VOLUNTEER TO COME IN? ANYBODY? WE'RE UNDERSTAFFED! Lol, no thanks. I'm gonna j------- to hentai and smoke pot all day.

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