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File: 156238904032.jpg (182 KB, 1840x1175) *Tomboy GF pfft, why would I blow cash on make up? >checks search history >it's literally just youtube, flash games and p--- dude, i'm too tired for vidya let's just bang and go to bed I'm gonna kick your ass anon! >is secretly a sub i think those people thought I was your boyfriend Imao you ready to hit the gym, f--? >5'3 >110lbs >1 pl8 bench >>64336731 have u tried not having a penis suck my d--- lol O Anonymous 11/13/21(Sat)11:20:15 No.64336704>>64336731 >>64336846 >>64336977 >>64337186 >>64338568 >>64338585 >>64338668 >>64339568 *surprise headlocks* Do you ever come across girls like this in the gym? I saw one maybe three years ago and I'm still kicking myself over not asking for her number, O Anonymous 11/13/21(Sat)11:43:28 No.64336844 File: (You).jpg (65 KB, 695x500) >>64336751 >have u tried not having a penis F------ kek i hope our kids look like you! Anonymous 11/13/21(Sat)11:24:16 No.64336731 >>64336751 >>64336822 >>64336032 >>64336858 >>64336900 >>64336910 >>64336928 >>64337614 >>64338602 >>64338615 >>64339369 >>64339691 >>64336704 (OP) I am literally this and males do not make eye contact with me at the gym. They just ask me how many sets I have left so they can use my machine and stare strangely until I look at them. Still no bf. Weird m------------. Just approach and try asking the girl you want out or try to be her friend at first and work your way up. Anonymous 11/13/21(Sat)11:27:40 No.64336751 >>64336822 >>64336844 >>64337173

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