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▸ Anonymous 05/02/16 (Mon) 00:27:14 ID: cbf59e No.5868364 >>5868394 >>5968402 >>5969408 >>5968575 >>5889249 File (hide): 1462163235450.jpg (24 22 KB, 450x207, 50.23, 450px-MGL32 imx) I've told this story before on here, but I think you guys will like it >Be USMC rifleman >In Afghanistan >Get billeted as grenadier, have to lug around a f------ mk 32 because apparently we hunt deceptions now >Get call about a VBID (Vehicle-borne IED) >Go out on patrol to investigate >See truck obviously bottomed out with weight sitting under a tree >Squad leader say's that's gotta be it, tells me to just blow it the f--- up >I launch a grenade, I overshoot by like 20 meters because I've barely used this f------ thing before >"GOD DAMMIT ANON YOU BOOT S------ F--- WHY THE F--- DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT F------ THING IF YOU CAN'T SHOOT IT" >Ass is getting chewed >Look at truck in shame, spaghetti falling out of my dump pouch >See some f------ guy fall out of tree above truck >Lands on truck >Truck f------ blows up >My missed shot scared the guy in the tree with the remote detonator for the VBID >They let me keep the Transformer Killer

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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