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![88] [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: IMG 8579.jpg (371 KB, 1063x1788) Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue) 13:45:03 No.35211774 ► >>35211780 >>35211808>>35211826 >>35212023 >>35212029 >>35212042 >>35212076 >>35212123 >>35212211 >>35212369 >>35212510 >>35212736 >>35212784 >>35212804 >>35212884 >>35213016 >>35213035 >>35213621 >>35213711 >>35213779 >>35213794 >>35213852 >>35213928 >>35213930 About to test out this gas mask Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue) 13:45:34 No.35211780 >>35211774 (OP) ok >> Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue)13:49:33 No.35211803 File: 1489634356609.jpg (1.51 MB, 2500x1685) Post results if you live. □ Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue)13:49:54 No.35211808 >>35211774 (OP) What could possibly go wrong? □ Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue)13:52:02 No.35211826 >>35211774 (OP) >drink 2 bottles of vinegar >put mask on Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)13:52:10 No.35211828 >>35212718 >a/pol/ack tells someone to gas himself >the madman actually does it Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:02:53 No.35211898 ► >>35211917 >>35211924 >>35212023 >>35212151 >>35212547 >>352126 File: IMG 5837.jpg (1.31 MB, 3021x3816) What could go wrong? Will report □ Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue) 14:05:58 No.35211917 >>35211898 >What could go wrong? Local man found dead of apparent gassing. Police suspect Germans. Click HERE to read more. Holy f--- it hurts Might have to go to the hospotal >>35212854 Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue) 14:22:40 No.35212023 >>35212132 >>35211774 (OP) >>35211898 >>35211937 >>35211952 □ Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:22:02 No.35212017 ► >>35212024 >>35212030 >>35212033 >>35212036 >>35212037 >>35212039 >>35212054 >>35212065 >>35212072 >>35212095 >>35212233 >>35212273 >>35212276 >>35212480 >>35212506 >>35212884 >>35212925 >>35213028 >>35213293 >>35213397 >>35213517 >>35213930 >>35213952 File: IMG 5840.jpg (1.33 MB, 3021x3612) □ Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 14:24:16 No.35212036 ► >>35212017 dude, go vent yourself somewhere and literally bath with a garden hose. You f------ fool. That will also burn your skin and soak into your surroundings. Legit question, please tell me you don't have an apartment / pets / or roommates? Depending on your mixture you just f----- up big time. Lets say you made only 4oz of gas, that comes out to 29962ppm. Concentrations of about 400 ppm and beyond are generally fatal over 30 minutes, and at 1,000 ppm and above, fatality ensues within only a few minutes.. Congrats OP, you going to figure out what the after life is like. Ex It's starting to peel and fall off still hurts like abitch Really don't want to call emergency E you are going to melt otherwise. it acts on FLESH not just on breathing pathways. it melts flesh, which makes people drown in their own melted lungs. but your arms can be f----- too. 30 □ Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue)15:23:17 No.35212591 >>35212631 □ Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:29:07 No.35212075 ► >>35212084 >>35212085 >>35212089 >>35212091 >>35212094 >>35212096 >>35212114 >>35212118 >>35212125 >>35212128 >>35212138 >>35212336 >>35212884 >35213365 >>35213930 >>35213952 File: IMG 5841.jpg (1.25 MB, 2991x3671) >>35212568 He was wearing a Gas Mask, if that makes any difference with the respiratory failure. Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:27:25 No.35212631 ► >>35212642 >>35213065 Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)14:36:53 No.35212135 ► >>35212144 >>35212147 >>35212148>>35212150 >>35212154 >>35212158>>35212160 >>35212162 >>35212163 >>35212168>>35212169 >>35212170 >>35212171 >>35212173 >>35212180 >>35212193 >>35212197 >>35212220 >>35212286 >>35212361 >>35212377 >>35212389 >>35212499 >>35212501 >>35212514 >>35212515 >>35212537 >>35212814 >>35212884 >>35212896 >>35212924 >>35213050 >>35213127 >>35213265 >>35213450 >>35213468 >>35213517 >>35213531 >>35213561 >>35213717 >>35213930 >>35213939 File: IMG 5842.jpg (1.45 MB, 3021x3739) Goodbye k 803 / 150 >>35212591 Makes none sadly, hes dead it absorbs through your skin into your bloodstream, hes dead, there is a reason why we're issued hazmat suits and do drills for just normal gas, this dumb f--- made about 4 oz in a confined space that makes over 29k ppm, normal 'gas shells' we'd exp would be about 400 ppm giving us 60 seconds to get into our suits or die. □ Anonymous 09/19/17(Tue)15:44:57 No.35212745 >>35212759 >>35212762 >>35212764 >>35212771 >>35212775 >>35212777 >>35212780 >>35212809 >>35212847 >>35212890 /sci/ has caught wind of this thread and brought up a good question. What if OP did this in an apartment? How big of a body count are we looking at? □ Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue)15:48:25 No.35212780 >>35212789 □ Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue)14:11:48 No.35211952 >>35211955 >>35211959 >>35212005 >>35212023 □ Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue)15:03:56 No.35212369 File: 1505650780704.jpg (942 KB, 1462x1462) >>35212745 >Local news >"Last night, in a failed terrorist attack planning, would-be terrorist [anon] produces chlorine gas in his apartment, effectively burning his skin, leading to his death, this event also cost the lives of several residents in his apartment building. Haz Mat crews are currently cleaning the area" /k/ a magical place >>35211947 It's getting kinda red It's getting kinda red starting to peel and fall >>35211774 (OP) GODSPEED OP WITH QUALITY THREAD PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT Really don't want to call emergency Goodbye k Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue)15:04:53 No.35212376 File: pol applauds.gif (1.89 MB, 300x150) op did nothing wrong nothing wrong Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue)15:06:48 No.35212399 >>35212409 >>35212410 >>35212431 File: forever.jpg (405 KB, 983x983) Welp. This is going down in 4chan history. Never feel alone because the CIA is always with you LLIGENCE INTELLI this retarded I saved all the pics, ill make a collage later unless someone beats me to it. Today OP Gassed himself. Congratz. This is why i like 4chan, nowhere else could i see s---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/412/618/d3d.jpg "Anon is a Agent Orange baby | /r/Greentext")
![File: gigachad.jpg (65 KB, 1068x601) Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)15:46:30 No.852765984 [Reply] » >>852766212 >be me >best friend comes out as trans >tell them I can't be friends with them anymore >"but anon I thought that you thought that trans women are real women" >"I do but I also hate women" >> Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)15:51:11 No.852766212 ► .(100 IKD 14Ourac)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/082/234/452.png "Anon isn't transphobic, just sexist | /r/Greentext")
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