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: Anonymous 129 KB JPG 07/26/22(Tue)18:45:27 No.69566652 >guys how do I stop giggling when I hear people fart >I'm 28

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon writes 9 paragraph long argument on reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/22(Thu)09:02:13 No.69583568 48 KB JPG > be me > pretty much a normal guy > friend tells me to install reddit and create an account > dont usually use social media > whatever, install that s--- and enter in a political discussion > write a f------ 9 paragraphs long well written text full of arguments politely answering some gentleman question > gets downvoted to oblivion > random f----- replies "the holocaust is real tf u on about" > 900 updoots and 3 awards why there is so many retards on that s-------?

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anon is in distress | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 129 KB JPG 07/26/22(Tue)18:45:27 No.69566652 >Flush the toilet at friends house >The water starts rising

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anon is missing the obvious | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I don't feel emotions anymore.(...) 07/20/22(Wed)00:25:01 No.26933788 I'm 18. I couldn't feel my emotions properly since lockdown. Now I don't think I feel them anymore. Due to lockdown I did not see my irl friends much so I turned to internet. I've seen people live every emotion in every way there. And now my everyday life seems so ordinary and I feel like I've seen everything. I can't feel everyday emotions due to this. I mostly felt sad because I was not a generic gen z guy, but now I can't even feel sad anymore. Internet has robbed me of dopamine and emotions. I need to find a way out of this asap and become normal again anons. 100 KB JPG 1 Reply : Anonymous >>26933788 (OP) # stop using the internet View Thread 07/20/22(Wed)00:29:57 No.26933823

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Anon is Californian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous G 07/28/22(Thu)11:09:29 No.882824905 129 KB PNG >california >$15hr wage >$28,200 a year roughly w/ vacation/holidays >$2300 a month >cheapest 1bed apartment is over $2000 a month >you can't afford car upkeep with the left over $300 >forget health insurance and internet >you can just barely afford food Why hasn't the USA failed already? How many more homeless people need to be out there? Why isn't it absolutely mandatory for schools to teach you and provide you with starter jobs and tax skills? It is impossible to live independently unless you make like $40 an hour and the majority of people working in this country don't even make half of that. 30 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon tries Buffalo wings for the first time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous B S BITTALA WING WINGS 07/27/22(Wed)21:19:10 No.882825307 >Be me, 9 years old at Buffalo Wild Wings for the first time on a Friday night >Never had Buffalo wings before >Waitress brings the plate >Autism.exe >I say, "these are just chicken wings." >My dad tries to laugh it off. "Good one son, I'll bet she's never heard that one before." >Fullretard.exe now loaded 60 KB JPG >I yell "then why the f--- are they called Buffalo wings, if they're goddamned chicken wings?" Everybody in the restaurant is staring at us. >The waitress says, "because they were invented in Buffalo, NY." Then stares at us >My dad doesn't say anything for the rest of dinner or the rest of the weekend >They were good chicken wings though

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Anon makes a sandwich | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 15 KB JPG >out of cheese >only bread it was so good :( Anonymous >>69560493 (OP) # Hate this feel bro. >>69561318 # >be me >eating chicken and cheese sandwich >delicious : Anonymous >>69560502 # did you eat? >finish eating >want to make another >out of chicken I don't have anything but deli meat and bread, s--- sucks. 07/26/22 (Tue)23:22:29 No.69560493 I'm hungry now from reading this, I can't eat for 30 more minutes. D: >>69561396 # : Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue)23:23:43 No.69560502 Anonymous make a bread sandwich 07/27/22 (Wed)00:48:13 No.69561318 07/27/22(Wed)00:48:36 No.69561327 07/27/22(Wed)00:55:01 No.69561396 image.jpg 1.33 MB JPG >>69561327 # holy f--- ur a genius

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Anon hates Pitbulls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/22(Wed)21:03:41 No.69576070 >minding my own business walking my dog >some old lady turns the corner with a little girl that is walking a pitbull >become afraid and nervous and cross the street to avoid them >pass by them and their pitbull BREAKS FREE from the girls hands, runs over, and suddenly latches onto my dog >is shaking my little dog back and forth like a chew toy >scream and beat on the beat with full strength, kick it and pry my dog from it's maw >the old lady and kid rush over and get the dog >scream at her why was she letting a little kid walk that f------ thing >the lady gets mad at me and yells at me to blow it out my ass >take my dog to emergency vet and pay surgery to save him >he survives and I file police report while he's in urgent care >giant investigation, go around to neighbors and canvass neighborhood and find where the pithag owner lives >send her small claims demand letter for the vet bills >she cries poor and tries to say her dog has cancer (LOL) >tell her tough s--- >she pays my dog's bills in full That is why I hate pitbulls. >>69576244 # >>69580524 #

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Anon Hates New York | /r/Greentext

I despise New Yorkers 07/26/22(Tue)23:24:24 No.15808361 Average day in NY >Be me >Average New Yorker >Wake up >See text from wife saying she had fun with her gay bestie Jerome at their 32 KB JPG sleepover >Wow, I love POC LGBTQA+ >Tell her to apologize to him for her whiteness >Get dressed in my skinny jeans and button up >Walk to work >Get mugged by a gang of urban youth >Tell them I listen to Kendrick Lamar >They take my wallet anyway >Work my wagie job and scroll reddit the entire day >Get off, hit up the local bodega >Have no money >Let the fat, ethnically ambiguous owner sodomize me behind the counter as payment for the schwarma >Ride the subway to my street >Listen to two obese black women screaming at each other the whole ride >Get to my single room apartment >Landlord left a note >$5000 in rent due next week >Go inside and catch wife and Jerome banging on my bed, >Whatever, It's just reparations >Hop on Reddit while I wait for them to finish >See a man complaining about s----- overpriced bodega food >"You just don't understand the New York culture"

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Anon laughs at a Stacy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 78 KB GIF 07/26/22(Tue)18:45:27 No.69566652 >Be me >Beginning of Covid pandemic. Streets are empty and s--- >Take my dog out for a walk >Cold af so have hoodie and face mask. >My whole appearance is dubious and hidden. >Some girl is also walking her dog. >She is across the street and walking the same direction I am. Idgaf.avi >Listening to my tunes while my dog sniffs trees >Her dog seems to be doing the same. >We walk the same direction for a while. But she is always a bit ahead since my dog likes to pee on every f------ tree. >Notice she is on her phone talking to someone. >She seems to be crying. Idgaf.jpeg >Finally get close enough to listen to her phone conversation. >She sees my dog and realizes I'm just some rando walking my dog. >She stops crying to her friend about how some creep keeps following her for several blocks. Mfw the stupid broad thought I was some creepo chasing her and her stupid yorkie. She never saw my dog since trees and cars hid my lower half.

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Anon is bad with money | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 77 KB JPG 8 Replies / 1 Image 07/28/22(Thu)07:51:02 No.882814633 I'm down $25K in the stock market. I'm ready and willing to do anything to make that money back. ...anything View Thread 07/28/22(Thu)08:22:42 No.882816597 Anonymous >>882814633 (OP) # What's your gender, age, race and hieght

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Anon is Depressed | /r/Greentext

38 KB JPG can anyone here not have friends/hobbies because they're depressed? no matter what i get going for myself my depression ruins. it >have one day where i'm talking to a lot of people (usually drunk) >make a bunch of friends online >wake up the next day depressed again >bad mood, tired, bored, miserable, suicidal >it's hard to muster out conversations or talk to people >whenever i try i usually just feel anxious/depressed and say nothing or don't come online for days >they all just leave >one boring/depressed convo you're automatically ghosted by everyone they will NEVER talk to you again >i wake up again miserable every day back in the same place, tired, zero motivation >whenever i get the motivation to do something i stay up all night doing it for 12 hours straight because i know i'm just going to wake up the next day miserable with no motivation >i spend time on a hobby then i just wake up one day and think "whats the point it'll never succeed" and i see someone more successful than me with less effort >no matter what i do my depression weighs me down too much and normies can sense it and automatically avoid you meanwhile i see even the most deranged lunatics with friends but if you're depressed and just want to be around people you're automatically hated for it.

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Sein-anon needs new material | /r/Greentext

File: i1vvyo6d5ie61.jpg (12 KB, 415x306) Anonymous 07/26/22(Tue) 19:49:11 No.69569445 [Reply] >What's the deal with w-----? >One minute their sucking your C--- the next their eating your ASS >C--- and balls >Penis >*Seinfeld music* >The end Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue)19:51:25 No.69569469 >hey, goyim

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