Anon plays a game | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

78 KB JPG Post the most painful, cringe inducing moment in your entire life. >Be horny 15-16 year old >Live next to my 13 year old cousin >Shes cute at hell, looks like a f------ anime >Cousin is a shut in, shes innocent and trust people. Because of this shes kind of slow >When parents arent home i'd go over cousin house on the pretense that we didn't have a cable and they did >I invent a game me and her would play when her parents werent home >Game basically involved me shoving my tongue down cousins throat while she tries to push my tongue out of her mouth >She really believed it was a game, she even hugged me to get a better grip, i'd fee her t--- through her cloth held her while kissing her, sometimes jerking off in the back room Skip from summer to f------ thanksgiving >Be eating turkey with family >Everyone is at the dinner table, dont wanna be there >Cus is sitting across from me >While im watching tv i hear everyone freaking the f--- out >Cus was trying to play the game with my uncle >Look at her and shes f------ terrified >Not knowing what the f--- was going on i stay >Her Dad asks her w-- shes doing, she tells him about the game >Dad asks her who taught her the game >She cries and tells everyone i played the game with her a "ton of times" >Entire family looks at me with big wide eyes and open mouths as if i was a f------ monster >A sharp cold chill shoots up my nerves, my entire body is shaking like a m------------ >I stutter "Execuse me i have to use the restroom" i nearly trip and im starting to black out >I hide in the restroom the entire day >The dad and my mom knock on the door asking for me but i literally would not budge until it was midnight and everyone left

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font material property

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1104px x 2289px)

File size: 237 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,689 Images

More:

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes