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: Anonymous 201 KB JPG >>605405170 # 07/10/22(Sun)21:17:56 No.605404698 >That kid who pretended to be gay to get close to the girls and got beaten to an inch of his life by the entire class when he finally tried to m----- one on last year's school trip

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon tells about the time his fat fuck self fell in a walmart scooter | /r/Greentext

File: fatpepe.png (34 KB, 636x778) Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)12:03:53 No.882024583 >be me >at walmart >getting some eggs and salt >fat f----- in a scooter scoots by >he gets up to grab something >scooter falls >everything in his s----- poor scooter on the floor >look at him >he looks sad >"you sad f---, you got so fat, and for what, to look like a retard?" >walk away >fat f--- is crying now >still funny we need laws against fat people my american /b/ros they are sad as they are funny

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anon cheats on anime girls | /r/Greentext

File: kari.jpg (31 KB, 366x915) A □ Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)16:33:24 No.69407319 ► >Be me 1 year ago >Hentai addict >One day decide im disgusted by it >Stop warching anime and hentai >Force myself to jerk to normal stuff >Stop neeting around >Do whole self Development s--- >Ffw to me 3 weeks ago >Became outgoing chad with slight autism, as there is still a bit of 4chan inside me >Still virgin, was too busy grinding >Go to beach vacation in italy >I take air surfing course and have 9/10 italian beach cutie at my age as teacher >After few courses she takes me to a date and we do some boring normie s--- >Eventually start to fck >HolyShitFinally.jpg >as im in, im starting to think about pic related, anime girl i used to have a crush on >Girl im sexing doesnt look like her at all >Cant stop thinking about this anime girl no matter how much i try >C-- to the anime girl instead to the 9/10 irl girl >Back home >Still cant forget about pic rel >I try to jerk to normal stuff, but she keeps popping up >Normal girls disgust me when i thinl about her >Cant even remember how the 9/10 italian surfing babe looked I swear anime does irreversible brain damage bros. How do I fix this? □ Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)16:37:47 No.69407366 ► You really cheated on your imaginary anime girlfriend with an imaginary Italian bitch

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Snail life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri)00:33:48 No.882013331 >be me >sick ass snail >get all the snail bitches >other beta snails all jealous >one day beta snail challenges me to a texas shellmatch >other snail barely 2 inches smh >qt3.14 snails all watching laughing at 2 inch snail >hell i can beat this guy with one eyestalk tied behind my shell >ready to fight >bird f------ swoops down and picks me up >yo w-- >decide shell or life >f--- it id rather die than lose my shell >accept my fate, ready to meet my snail maker >f------ slip out of my shell >fall 15 feet onto the goddamn sidewalk >new perspective.jpg >maybe i can live with who i am >maybe there's more to life than shell and lady shell >endeavor to do my best every day with my new found freedom >get squished by some random human who called me a f------ slug

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38 KB JPG >have rodent problem because rural area >gotten to the point where it's not surprising to see one out scampering on my deck >ask dad for help because he's a bigger hick than me >"get a bucket" >ok >tells me to pick one out of my glue traps and put it in the bucket >tells me to wait three days >this is where I should have stopped but it was to the point traps were ineffective at culling them all >tells me to put another, preferably smaller rat in the bucket with the now starving rat >do it >hungry rat latches to small rat, its over before he can realize whats happening >what have i done >dad says the rat is now cannibal and will hunt the other rats >past the point of no return so just let it go >two weeks pass >three days pass >throw another cannibal rat in with it >wait for victor to emerge >feed him cheese and random scraps as reward >another rat enters the arena >first rat falls >repeat process until get rat that consistently wins every time >I have dubbed him King Rat >feed King Rat every day in his bucket as though he were a pet >wash him etc. with water in the bucket >every now and then feed him another, somewhat strong looking rat such that his strength doesn't diminish >it has been four weeks at this point >this abomination I have raised is easily three pounds >size of a dinner plate >unleash him unto the world >it actually f------ started killing and eating a bunch of them >notice multiple rats attacking each other >it has bred >my property is now chaos of rodents tearing each other apart >population of normal rats has been replaced by cannibal infighting rats that I have to deal with >catch another one >put it in a bucket : Anonymous dont put me in the screenshot >King Rat clears most of the vermin within a month's time >see him every now and then and give him a treat like a dog Is this a sin? 06/23/22(Thu)23:55:02 No.69161800

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: Anonymous (ID: ¡GaapdEJ 07/14/22(Thu)10:40:20 No.386725827 DEVASTATED by loss of libido after orchiectomy. So I had an orchiectomy in like April. I've basically not experienced any sex drive and haven't had sex eith my girlfriend in months. And now when i try my penis hurts during sex. It doesnt hurt when i masturbate so what gives? I miss craving sex, i miss seeing s--- i used to find hot and getting horny. I dont get turned on whatsoever anymore and i honestly dont know what to do. And what's even worse is my desire to transition has dissapeared completely which is giving my strong vibes that it was only a fetish and I straight up just ruined everything. I cant believe i was stupid enough to do this. I havent been on estrogen either because I have no desire to transition. Please somebody help me sort this all out. WHY DONT I WANT TO TRANSITION NOW?!?!?! WHY DONT I WANT SEX?!? WHY DID I RUIN MY RELATIONSHIP?!? My girlfriend was sobbing today because we tried to have sex and I couldnt. It honestly hurts my penis. She doesnt masturbate so could it just be she's too tight now? I really need some insight. I need someone to talk to. 1655616920355.jpg 136 KB JPG >ruining your life because you were horny : Anonymous (ID: yClh11lt) 07/14/22(Thu)10:42:43 No.386726095 >>386725827 (OP) # >cut off your balls >why is my sex drive gone? his vote counts as much as yours >>386726503 # >>386726952 # >>386729978 # >>386730423 #

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: Anonymous 237 KB JPG 07/14/22(Thu)09:24:30 No.69406822 >be me >buy perfume to spray during masterbation session so it feels more realistic >best orgasm in a long time You need to try this anons. It felt like a girl was actually involved in some way. After I came I just laid there for 20 mins in heaven spritzing the perfume every so often.

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2h (7/14 16:26) 69405662 9 Re 2 Img JPG 316KB (880 × 2257) 5 Replies >be me >INFP transgirl >confess my feelings to the guy I like when he's walking home with a few of his friends from school (we're both 18) >he laughs uproariously >"As if I would ever date a t-----!" >he shoves me in the mud >he and his friends gather around and kick me and stomp on me.until I enter a three-day coma 2h (7/14 16:30) - 69405692 >>69405662 (OP) Those guys sound cool, wish I had more friends like that.

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: Anonymous 53 KB PNG 07/14/22(Thu)21:26:22 No.69405900 >be addicted to something >eventually get tired of it and replace addiction with other addiction >repeat for 10 years why am i like this?

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