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/an/4235453/ 2d (7/12 0:03) 4235453 23 Re. 5 Img. JPG · 42KB · (605 × 441) 5 Replies 62 >My dog >Goes 6 months between baths, smells neutral or good even when wet. Could skip baths entirely but it helps during shedding season >Is cuddling with me right now >Isn't totally obedient but isn't malicious either >Easy and cheap to cook for, only other person I know who likes organ meat, chuck, rice, carrots, etc as much as I do >Very friendly with most people, has only helped my social life >Encourages me to carefully plan my future >S---- in a distant corner of the yard where I don't have to smell it >Happy to spend time with me but is polite and frank about it when she wants space >Likes going outdoors >Easy to carry 65lbs, mostly fluff >Doesn't like hearing gunshots but doesn't care if I have guns >Only horny for a week and a half out of the year >My girlfriend >Bathes daily, smells terrible if she doesn't use 5 different scented products and re-apply throughout the day or actually exercises >Has been playing league of legends for the past 3 hours >Is extremely submissive but is also malicious >Nags me into getting uber eats at least 4 times a week >Actually cost me friends by being a bitch to them >Tries to push me into hasty decision making >Clogged the toilet last night >Gets angry instead of just leaving when she's done cuddling >Hates going outdoors >Keeps saying she feels unsafe because I own "nothing but machine guns" >Hard to carry, 130lbs mostly thighs and belly >Horny nightly Should I dump my girlfriend and get 2 more dogs? It's almost not worth it.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"
File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
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