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/an/4235453/ 2d (7/12 0:03) 4235453 23 Re. 5 Img. JPG · 42KB · (605 × 441) 5 Replies 62 >My dog >Goes 6 months between baths, smells neutral or good even when wet. Could skip baths entirely but it helps during shedding season >Is cuddling with me right now >Isn't totally obedient but isn't malicious either >Easy and cheap to cook for, only other person I know who likes organ meat, chuck, rice, carrots, etc as much as I do >Very friendly with most people, has only helped my social life >Encourages me to carefully plan my future >S---- in a distant corner of the yard where I don't have to smell it >Happy to spend time with me but is polite and frank about it when she wants space >Likes going outdoors >Easy to carry 65lbs, mostly fluff >Doesn't like hearing gunshots but doesn't care if I have guns >Only horny for a week and a half out of the year >My girlfriend >Bathes daily, smells terrible if she doesn't use 5 different scented products and re-apply throughout the day or actually exercises >Has been playing league of legends for the past 3 hours >Is extremely submissive but is also malicious >Nags me into getting uber eats at least 4 times a week >Actually cost me friends by being a bitch to them >Tries to push me into hasty decision making >Clogged the toilet last night >Gets angry instead of just leaving when she's done cuddling >Hates going outdoors >Keeps saying she feels unsafe because I own "nothing but machine guns" >Hard to carry, 130lbs mostly thighs and belly >Horny nightly Should I dump my girlfriend and get 2 more dogs? It's almost not worth it.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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