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: Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)23:54:08 No.65412200 >10 years old and staying with family over christmas >room I'm staying in has thin walls that reverb when you touch them hard enough >get massive farts from christmas lunch >later that evening decide to press my ass to the wall and let loose 33 KB JPG >entire wall shakes from my brap >room feels like it's echoing my fart for a good few seconds after I'm done >keep doing it every time I need to fart because I'm mesmerized >it's been a few days and my family have asked me if they've heard any strange sounds coming from my room >say no but keep doing it >night before we leave I get a massive fart built up in me >press my ass to the wall and let loose >didn't hear that my uncle was in the hall when I did it >hear him shout "what is that f------ noise!?" as he enters the room >sees me pants down, ass against his wall, moments after I ripped a fart that would knock down Thor himself >he tells everyone in my family >still get called wall farter until this day I was a f------ retarded kid

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
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