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: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 07/09/22(Sat)03:59:51 No.881698247 >be me, high school >Have a writing class with a sketchy professor >He consistently flirts with the girls in my class >We have a computer and projector in class but they rarely see usage >One day teacher comes in hungover as s--- and says he had to grade stuff late >We have to watch one of those emergency safety videos >He turns on his computer and projector and immediately starts walking into his back office >He didn't realize his computer was in sleep mode and not fully powered down >Video of a guy pulling a large metal rod out of his urethra starts playing >Whole class sits in shock with one girl yelling for the teacher to come back out >He sees what he's done and begs us not to tell anyone >There's only 9 of us in the class so his wish is somewhat granted >He gave us a free day to just chill and allows us to use our phones in class now He still has his job and I don't know how I feel

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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