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Anonymous (ID: 5NpCnUc0) 07/06/22 (Wed)14:52:33 No.385552030 >>385552265 >>385553025 >>385556581 >>385559341 >be canadian >wake up for morning shift after working close shift >realize it's a privilege to work a minimum wage job >do a covid test in the bathroom while i decide if it's worth brushing my teeth or just wear a mask >listening to CBC while I get ready >need to make sure I'm up to date with appropriate flags and gender on my tiktok profile >hear news about another systemic abuse in the USA >struggle with my ego when I hear that there's a social problem I can't be a part of >leave my small basement apartment while my roommate collects government handouts for free >realize I will never own or inherit a house >not stressed, as I have no practical skills to maintain a house >also natives didn't own land, so why should i, i don't want to be rude, this is their land after all >take bus to work >give up my seat for nose-picking booger-eating somalian family >apologize, but feel guilty because I don't really mean it >need coffee before shift starts >struggle through translating the punjabi wagie as I order timmies >get double double >get to job finally >pray 5 times to the rainbow flag >don my rainbow uniform, it's June afterall >help poc customers sort out problems a google search could resolve >don't make solving the problem look too easy, as that might make them self conscious >also avoid eye contact, as that's a micro aggression >paycheck is finally here >tell the ladies in HR they are doing a useful job as they hand me a cheque after f------ up my direct deposit >have to compliment Trudeau before I'm allowed to deposit my money >most of my money goes to funding ukraine, boomer healthcare, or trudeaus offshore account instead of fixing roads >remember I'm a globally conscious-pilled citizen who takes the bus >at least the money isn't going to cops >decide between rent or luxury peanut butter for the rest of my budget >oops, spend most of my money on weed >hear news that someone was shot in america >thank god I'm not american

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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