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File: camera woman.jpg (31 KB, 612x408) Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)16:18:09 No.881262883 ► >>881263291 >>881263665 >>881264147 >>881264181 >>881265429 >>881266080 >A girl who likes digital photography, what gift should I get her? I am going on a date with her on Tuesday, she said we should meet somewhere for coffee to get to know each other. She told me she likes digital photography while we were talking on tinder so I thought I could buy her a gift related to that instead of buying some flowers which are just going die in a few days. I was thinking I could get something decent for £70 and save £20 for the coffee and maybe a cheeky slice of cake. The other £10 I will be using as bus fare, but I think it's fair she pays for her own travel to meet me there, I will mention that we could both walk back to hers after to save on the bus fare and she could pocket the extra money we don't spend. Are there any good digital cameras in my price range? >> Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)16:27:06 No.881263291 ► >>881265046 >>881262883 (OP) I recommend you guy her an aggressively-sized butt plug. Show her straight away how you will be using her. >> Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)16:47:55 No.881264181 ► >>881264863 >>881262883 (OP) This is bait right? I hope so. Getting someone you haven't even met before an 'expensive gift is weird for your date. I really doubt you're going to get anything 'decent' for £70. And how the f--- does it cost £10 to travel by bus? Unle the prices have f------ doubled since I last used buses, a day saver is like £5. Why would you even think you have to pay for her travel expenses anyway? What the f---? And you think she's gonna want to walk all the way back to her house with some dude she's just met? What makes you think you're going back to hers anyway? I know this is very likely to be bait but just in case it isn't; no gifts, no paying for her travel, no offering to walk back to save a measly £5 or £10 >> Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)17:03:15 No.881264863 ► >>881265100 >>881264181 I don't know, if she bought me a gift then I would like it. She lives quite far away so the bus is expensive and I always tip the driver so they remember me. When should I ask her about going back to hers? If she wants me to come then I will say yes. >> Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)17:17:22 No.881265429 ► >>881265803 >>881266136 >>881262883 (OP) Buy her a dollarstore album and tell her its for the pictures she'll take on your next dates. Cheap, funny, useful and clearly implying this isn't a one time thing. >> Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)17:25:06 No.881265803 ► >>881266003 >>881265429 That would be fun to fill up using an instant polaroid camera on a date. >> Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)17:28:48 No.881265979 ► >>881265100 The first time I bought weed from a dealer, I tipped him £5 without him knowing. He texted me after I left and asked me why I gave him extra, I told him his delivery was faster than dominos.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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