Yo Yo! You must login or signup first!

File: camera woman.jpg (31 KB, 612x408) Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)16:18:09 No.881262883 ► >>881263291 >>881263665 >>881264147 >>881264181 >>881265429 >>881266080 >A girl who likes digital photography, what gift should I get her? I am going on a date with her on Tuesday, she said we should meet somewhere for coffee to get to know each other. She told me she likes digital photography while we were talking on tinder so I thought I could buy her a gift related to that instead of buying some flowers which are just going die in a few days. I was thinking I could get something decent for £70 and save £20 for the coffee and maybe a cheeky slice of cake. The other £10 I will be using as bus fare, but I think it's fair she pays for her own travel to meet me there, I will mention that we could both walk back to hers after to save on the bus fare and she could pocket the extra money we don't spend. Are there any good digital cameras in my price range? >> Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)16:27:06 No.881263291 ► >>881265046 >>881262883 (OP) I recommend you guy her an aggressively-sized butt plug. Show her straight away how you will be using her. >> Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)16:47:55 No.881264181 ► >>881264863 >>881262883 (OP) This is bait right? I hope so. Getting someone you haven't even met before an 'expensive gift is weird for your date. I really doubt you're going to get anything 'decent' for £70. And how the f--- does it cost £10 to travel by bus? Unle the prices have f------ doubled since I last used buses, a day saver is like £5. Why would you even think you have to pay for her travel expenses anyway? What the f---? And you think she's gonna want to walk all the way back to her house with some dude she's just met? What makes you think you're going back to hers anyway? I know this is very likely to be bait but just in case it isn't; no gifts, no paying for her travel, no offering to walk back to save a measly £5 or £10 >> Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)17:03:15 No.881264863 ► >>881265100 >>881264181 I don't know, if she bought me a gift then I would like it. She lives quite far away so the bus is expensive and I always tip the driver so they remember me. When should I ask her about going back to hers? If she wants me to come then I will say yes. >> Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)17:17:22 No.881265429 ► >>881265803 >>881266136 >>881262883 (OP) Buy her a dollarstore album and tell her its for the pictures she'll take on your next dates. Cheap, funny, useful and clearly implying this isn't a one time thing. >> Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)17:25:06 No.881265803 ► >>881266003 >>881265429 That would be fun to fill up using an instant polaroid camera on a date. >> Anonymous 07/02/22(Sat)17:28:48 No.881265979 ► >>881265100 The first time I bought weed from a dealer, I tipped him £5 without him knowing. He texted me after I left and asked me why I gave him extra, I told him his delivery was faster than dominos.

Anon's dating tips | /r/Greentext


Uploaded by Reddit Moments Jul 03, 2022 at 10:44PM EDT

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (730px x 1003px)

File size: 148 KB


Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"
File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
View All 43,901 Images


Moar:

+ Add an Image

Image Details

336 views (15 from today)

Uploaded Jul 03, 2022 at 10:44PM EDT

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Reddit

Tags

reddit, greentext, greentext memes, 4chan, 4chan memes, /r/greentext, font, material property

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed